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1 total messages Started by GCFL Wed, 11 Aug 2004 05:01
[GCFL] Satisfaction from a Lawyer's Office
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Author: GCFL
Date: Wed, 11 Aug 2004 05:01
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A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my
lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died
last week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his
lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting annoyed
and replies, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died
last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy responds, "Because I just love hearing it."

Received from Steven C. Sanderson.

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