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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of
his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road
side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to
the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man
answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even
for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the
poor fellows said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem; the grass at my home is
about two feet tall!"

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