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1 total messages Started by GCFL Fri, 30 Jul 2004 03:53
[GCFL] They Don't Mess Around
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Author: GCFL
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 03:53
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A seven year-old comes to class one morning after being
absent the day before.  His teacher asked, "Why weren't
you at school yesterday?"

"Well, my Granddad got burnt," he explains.

"Oh dear. He wasn't too badly hurt was he?" the teacher
replies.

"Oh yes, they don't mess around at those crematoriums!"

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