[GCFL] The Painting

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Author: GCFL
Date: Mon, 02 Aug 2004 05:01

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A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the
artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.

"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."

Received from Bob Jones.

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