[GCFL] Blonde at the Appliance Store

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Author: GCFL
Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2004 05:01

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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a
bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the
salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and
again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and
new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few
days before she again approached the salesman. "I would
like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

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