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[GCFL] African Wildlife
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Author: GCFL
Date: Fri, 06 Aug 2004 17:01
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Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild
lion in Africa.  They both notice that the lion is about
to attack them.  One of the men puts down his camera and
slowing changes from his boots into a pair of running
shoes.  The other man see this and says, "You know you
can't outrun a lion don't you?"

The other man reply's "The way I see it, all I have to do
is keep ahead of you and I'll be all right!"

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