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In article <4aprpe$kaj@manquehue.scc.puc.cl>,
Felipe Castro <quark@puc.cl> wrote:
>In article <4apoci$j59@dcc.uchile.cl>,
>Hector Moran <hmoran@cec.uchile.cl> wrote:
>>
>>    4. YOUR BEER WILL ALWAYS WAIT PATIENTLY FOR YOU IN THE CAR WHILE
>>       YOU PLAY FOOTBALL.
>> 	Tu cerveza siempre te esperara pacientemente en el auto mientras tu
>>       juegas futbol.
>
>[Pero a la vuelta va a estar caliente, y eso es malo...]

En el caso de las cervezas.... :-)


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Hector Moran (hmoran@cec.uchile.cl) wrote:

:    25. IF YOU CHANGE BEERS YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ALIMONY.
       
aqui tienen mas....

 25.  Beer always comes in multiples of six.
 26.  Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.  
 27.  You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.   
 28.  After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than   
      dumping the empty bottle.  
 29.  A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you  
      thirsty.
 30.  When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
 31.  You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
 32.  Beer looks the same in the morning.   
 33.  Beer doesn't look you up in a month.  
 34.  Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in. 
 35.  Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids. 
 36.  Beer doesn't get cramps.   
 37.  Beer doesn't have a mother.
 38.  Beer doesn't have morals.  
 39.  Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.   
 40.  Beer always listens and never argues. 
 41.  Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
 42.  Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.   
 43.  Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
 44.  Beer doesn't demand legality. 
 45.  Beer is never overweight.  
 46.  If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.  
 47.  Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
 48.  Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
 49.  Beer doesn't need much closet space.  
 50.  Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.   
 51.  Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.   
 52.  Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.   
 53.  Beer never changes its mind.  
 54.  Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.  
 55.  Beer never asks you to change the station.
 56.  Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
 57.  Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.   
 58.  Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.   
 59.  Beer is always easy to pick up.   
 60.  Big, fat beers are nice to have.  
 61.  Beer doesn't pout or play games.  
 62.  Beer NEVER says no.
 63.  Beer is easy to get into.  
 64.  Beer never complains when you take it somewhere. 
 65.  Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.  
 66.  Beer doesn't wear a bra.   
 67.  Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.  
 68.  Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
 69.  Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
 70.  Beer doesn't live with its mother.
 71.  Beer doesn't blow you off. 
 72.  Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners. 
 73.  Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry. 
 74.  Beer doesn't mind football season.
 75.  A beer won't make you go to church.   
 76.  A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.   
 77.  A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.   
 78.  A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".   
 79.  A beer doesn't give a fuck if you keep a bunch of other beers around.   
 80.  A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the  
      babies are "cute". 
 81.  If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
 82.  A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of  
      "doberperson". 
 83.  A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian 
      folk music on your favorite radio station.
 84.  A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads. 
 85.  A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the 
      toilet seat up.
 86.  If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, 

      it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice. 
 87.  A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.   
 88.  A beer won't smoke in your car.   
 89.  A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down 
      an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner
      out of the sky.
 90.  A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission. 
 91.  A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share your  
      enthusiasm for getting them included as demonstration sports in the 
      1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.  
 92.  A beer is always ready to leave on time.  
 93.  A beer never fishes for compliments.  
 94.  Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits. 
 95.  Beer tastes *good*.
 96.  If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then 
      decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape".   
 97.  A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching 
      "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR. 
 98.  An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
 99.  A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the   
      grocery store. 
100.  A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
      "just for the articles".  (You *are* lying, but the beer won't  
      accuse you of it.  
101.  A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants 
      game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football
      League. 
102.  A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the
      excuse:  "But I saved a quarter!" 
103.  A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.  
104.  A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on
      channel 5 on Saturday afternoons. 
105.  A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" 
      instead of "Gene Hackperson". 
106.  A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes
      like STP Oil Treatment.
107.  When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.


--
Francisco Turrillas.

Felipe Castro (quark@puc.cl) wrote:
: >   14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
: >	Si sirves bien una cerveza, siempre seras el jefe??????

: ("head" significa tanto "espuma de cerveza" como "cabeza".)

: Si te sirves bien una cerveza, siempre le queda bien la cabeza.

La verdad es que "get good head" es un juego de palabras de doble
sentido. Digamos que tiene que ver con la estimulacion oral y dejemoslo
ahi. :)

Rodrigo Baeza
rbaeza@ing.puc.cl

MI PERRO, "HAVE A GOOD HEAD", COMO DIJO ALGUIEN ES UN JUEGO DE PALABRAS 
EN INGLES (MALICIOSO), LO QUE SIGNIFICA ES UNA BUENA CHUPADA DE ......  A 
BUENOS ENTENDEDORES, POCAS PALABRAS.


                                    WILLY FROM CHILE

Algunas de estas cosas tienen doble sentido en Ingles.

>>
>>                                         25 GOOD REASONS
>>                                WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
>>
>>
>>    2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.
>>
>>	 La cerveza no se cansa.

Se quitan bien las manchas de la cerveza.

>>
>>    3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
>>
>> 	 No tienes que tener vino para festejar con una cerveza .
>>

No tienes que llevar una cerveza a comer y beber... (antes de acostarte 
con ella)


>>    5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT.
>>
>>	 cuando tu cerveza "se acaba" la arrojas.

Cuando a tu cerveza se le quita el gas (burbujas??), la arrojas.


>>    8. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
>>
>>	las sobras se botan.

Las resacas (el dolor de cabaza que tienes el otro dia despues de 
emborracharte) se quitan.


>>   14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
>>
>>	Si sirves bien una cerveza, siempre seras el jefe??????

'Head" tiene dos sentidos.  Cuando se refiere a cerveza, se trata de la 
espuma encima del liquido.  Cuando se refiere a mujeres,  se trata de 
sexo oral.

>>   15. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
>>
>>	Una cerveza siempre 'cae' facilmente (caer=ser convencido=engrupida)

"Go down" tambien tiene dos sentidos.  Cerveza=tragarse, o sea, bajarse 
al estomago.  Mujeres=bajarse al p***, o sexo oral.

Algunas de estas cosas tienen doble sentido en Ingles.  

>>
>>                                         25 GOOD REASONS
>>                                WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
>> 
>>
>>    2. BEER STAINS WASH OUT.
>>
>>	 La cerveza no se cansa. 

Se quitan bien las manchas de la cerveza.

>>
>>    3. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WINE AND DINE BEER.
>>
>> 	 No tienes que tener vino para festejar con una cerveza .
>>

No tienes que llevar una cerveza a comer y beber... (antes de
acostarte con ella)


>>    5. WHEN YOUR BEER GOES FLAT, YOU TOSS IT OUT.
>>
>>	 cuando tu cerveza "se acaba" la arrojas.

Cuando a tu cerveza se le quita el gas (burbujas??), la arrojas.


>>    8. HANGOVERS GO AWAY.
>>
>>	las sobras se botan.

Las resacas (el dolor de cabaza que tienes el otro dia) se quitan.


>>   14. IF YOU POUR A BEER RIGHT, YOU'LL ALWAYS GET GOOD HEAD.
>>
>>	Si sirves bien una cerveza, siempre seras el jefe??????

'Head" tiene dos sentidos.  Cuando se refiere a cerveza, se trata de
la espuma encima del liquido.  Cuando se refiere a mujeres,  se trata
de sexo oral.

>>   15. A BEER ALWAYS GOES DOWN EASY.
>> 
>>	Una cerveza siempre 'cae' facilmente (caer=ser convencido=engrupida)

"Go down" tambien tiene dos sentidos.  Cerveza=tragarse, o sea,
bajarse al estomago.  Mujeres=sexo oral.

>>
>>   18. YOU ALWAYS KNOW YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE TO POP A BEER.
>>
>>	Siempre sabras que eres el primero en ... destapar (abrir) una cerveza.

>>   23. A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
>>
>>	Una cerveza'frigida' es una buena cerveza 
>>	(frigid es diminutivo de congelado)

richb@pclogiconline.com (Richard Browne) wrote:
>Algunas de estas cosas tienen doble sentido en Ingles.  
>
>>>
>>>                                         25 GOOD REASONS
>>>                                WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN
>>> 
Bla-bla-bla. No puedo creer que sean tan huevones de desperdiciar 
semejante espacio en la red con este tema mas pendejo. Siendo gringo, les 
cuento que la mayor parte de este "chiste" no se puede traducir, ya que 
no hay manera coherente de expresar los "dobles sentidos" utilizados. 
Ademas, este chiste ni siquiera tiene mucha gracia en ingles. Creo de 
debe haber sido introducido a este grupo por algun argentino huevon con 
ganas de joder.

A proposito, alguien me acabo de preguntar -que es el ego? - le respondi 
que es el poquito de argentino que todos llevamos adentro. Don't waste 
your time figuring this one out if you don't understand. It'll come to 
you tomorrow (maybe).

Douglas Gavilanes, un gringo mudo - uno de Los Americanos, como dice la 
cancion, desde Disneylandia