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[ Article crossposted from comp.os.linux.advocacy ]
[ Author was Alexander Sanda ]
[ Posted on 8 Jul 1996 18:18:04 GMT ]

If Microsoft would produce movies...

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   * You cannot view the movie, eat popcorn, and drink some coke at
	   the same time.

   * If somebody sells popcorn & coke to the audiance, the movie will
	   stop.

   * Every 15 minutes, the movie would stop for some short time,
	   without any reason.

   * Microsoft would claim, that they use brandnew techniques in their
	   movie, but in reality they use things, which have been seen a long
	   time before.

   * Every movie needs a new projector.

   * The projector would claim to play 32mm tapes, but in reality, it
  	 would only play enhanced 16mm tapes

   * Mircosoft would claim, that they invented the comedy.

   * M$ would show a preview of an action movie with Arnold
	   Schwarzenegger and Sandra Bullock, but three years later, they
	   would only release a boring love story, featuring Madonna and 
		 Jim Carey.

   * The movie projectors would have RESET buttons. In order to see
   	 the complete movie, you have to do several resets.

   * 640 seconds ? Who in the hell, does watch such a long movie ?
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