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The Lion King (aslan@junior.wariat.org) wrote:
: Alcohol, Drugs or any illegal substances;
: Bottles, Cans or carry-in Beverages of any kind
: Camera or Recording Devises
: Hard-sided Coolers (Soft-sided are permitted)
: Fireworks, Laser Pointers, Candles, Flares or other
: Incendiary Devices;
: In-line Skates, Skateboards or Bicycles, ect.;
: Mylar Ballons;
: Knives, Mace, Pepper Gas or any other item deemed a
: potential weapon.

	I dunno.. I guess they're afraid of teenagers going wild like 
they did at a certain Green Day concert a year or two ago.. ;)  "Hey 
look.. those guys over there are burning their coats and tossing people 
up on blankets.. oh shit.. they're throwing grass.. is that KFC chicken 
they just threw at that guy?"  Lovely :)
	I really love when they get all hardass at places like the 
Convocation center and demand that you don't bring in any flashlights, 
lighters, or even pagers or phones.. hehe.. "that cell phone could be 
used as a weapon!"  Certainly wouldn't want to break anyone's face with 
my cell phone now would I?

: Does this mean I can bring all these things to see the Cleveland
: Orchestra?  Those illegal Drugs and potential weapons really
: add to the concerts.

	Actually I think you can... just keep them in containers.. do 
they do pat-downs at the Cleveland Orchestra?  Can you imagine doing some 
of the crap to those orchestra-goers as they do to people going to see 
Buzzard Fest or something? :)  "Come to this booth.. we have to strip 
search you to make sure you're not carrying a violin..."