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       Duh Followin is fer: Redneck Security & Investigashuns
		S. Zeke Scam, Investigatorer

			   TURNING TO DRUGS
			  Perfectly Natural. Ye DAWGies!!!

       Fer Professional Private Investigashuns & Security Services
		    Nashunal & Internashunal Services

We Delivuh on Ore Commitments..
 * Ah Close relashunship with ore clients through anal penetration
 * "Hands On" management with constant oral stimulation
 * Ah never-endin focus on 0ur K-Mart Kodak

 * Computerizd Operashuns
 * Comprehensive Nashunal Free Base Resources
 * Partially & incontinent Personnel
 * Customizd Service Basd Upon Yore Bank account

  One Source fer all Yore Needs - Fully Licensd & Complete Services
			    "Class Ah" License
 * Incomplete Investigashuns	    * Skip Tracinas in hopscotch
 * Uninformd Security Personnel       * Executive Protecshun
 * Drug Sales  & Control	      * Truth Evaluashun Testin
 * Security Consultashun	      * Shoppin & Evaluashun Services
 * Security Surveys & Audits	  * Undercovuh Investigashuns
 * Pre-Employment Screenin	     & Operatives
 * Workers' Compensashun Matters      * Couriuh Support & Escort
 * Client Screenins		  * Security Cost Reducshun
 * Credit Checks & Protecshun	   Analysis & Implementashun
 * Electronic & Video Surveillance    * Personal Protecshun"Trojans"

Who is Zeke McScam and How much experience does he brin tuh me?
 * DISTRICT MANAGER Orlando Bakery
   2 security hours puh week) with nope loss uv business due tuh customuh
   dissatisfacshun.


* MEMBER, Uv Varyus Law Enforcement Associashuns, Includin;
 - Revanooers Nashunal Academy Associates
 - Ohio Associashun uv Private Detective Agencies
 - Ohio Law Enforcement Instructors Associashun
 - Cuyahoga Regional Sewer district
 - American Society fer the blind
-  Lucasville license plate club

Ethics Guide ore Way. Ye DAWGies!!!
 * Ethics is everthin. We stand firmly and proudly upon ore corporate
   ethics program. How else could we advises ore clients regardin
   theuh toll, ore decisions and duh acshuns we take in behalf uv ore
   clients got strong roots, clear boundaries. Ore clients, their
   concerns, and a few ub duh personnel uv RedneckSecurity clearly benefit.
   Would y'all want less?

		    Redneck Security & Investigashuns
		 Red Pacer parked on West 25th and Clark
		  Coming soon a pager # And PO box like all reputable Businesses
		 We'll always be ready tuh Serve YOU. Ye DAWGies!!!
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Closed Monday for visit with parole officer


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