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Make him watch South Park

anonymous@anon.lcs.mit.edu wrote in message
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>This is an official announcement from the National Crime Syndicate.
>
>The Syndicate has decided that the USENET presence of one Mr. Johnny
Profaci should be terminated.  We have decided to rub him out, bump him off,
whack him.  We have put out a contract on Johnny's life.
>
>The Syndicate, in a rare act of democracy, has decided to allow the good
netizens of USENET to decide the fate of Mr. Profaci.
>
>We are starting a cascade in which people are encouraged to add their own
suggestions to kill Johnny off.  The methods must be "mob style", i.e. in
the style and manner that normal organized crime "mob hits" are conducted.
Typical "mob weapons", such as using ice picks, machine guns, handguns, are
allowed.  Be creative and as descriptive as possible.
>
>We will screen all proposed ways to rub Johnny out and announce the winner
in the next week.
>
>Help us give Johnny the mob sendoff he sorely deserves.
>
>Regards,
>
>Vincent "Vinnie the Chin" Gugliemino
>Capo di Tutti Capi
>The National Crime Syndicate