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Article #435Re: OFFICIAL MAFIA ANNOUNCEMENT: Johnny Profaci Death Cascade
From: yomama
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 00:00
Date: Wed, 10 Feb 1999 00:00
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On Sun, 07 Feb 1999 16:26:39 -0700, Evil Beavis <evilbeavis@hotmail.com> enriched our minds with: > > >anonymous@anon.lcs.mit.edu wrote: > >> This is an official announcement from the National Crime Syndicate. >> >> The Syndicate has decided that the USENET presence of one Mr. Johnny Profaci should be terminated. We have decided to rub him out, bump him off, whack him. We have put out a contract on Johnny's life. >> >> The Syndicate, in a rare act of democracy, has decided to allow the good netizens of USENET to decide the fate of Mr. Profaci. >> >> We are starting a cascade in which people are encouraged to add their own suggestions to kill Johnny off. The methods must be "mob style", i.e. in the style and manner that normal organized crime "mob hits" are conducted. Typical "mob weapons", such as using ice picks, machine guns, handguns, are allowed. Be creative and as descriptive as possible. >> >> We will screen all proposed ways to rub Johnny out and announce the winner in the next week. >> >> Help us give Johnny the mob sendoff he sorely deserves. > >You better not mess with us cuz were like in a gang. Heh m heh! Yeah, and our gang can kick la casa nostra's ass... mheh heh eheh! >> >> Regards, >> >> Vincent "Vinnie the Chin" Gugliemino >> Capo di Tutti Capi >> The National Crime Syndicate > >Evil "Vinnie da Sausage" BeavisYo quiero taco bell >The National Adopt a Monkey Fondation Evil "Cat da Corleone" Wife of Don Corleone "Don't mess witha us, we no playa your games" > http://www.e-scrub.com/cgi.bin/wpoison/wpoison.cgi
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: 10ce2c,90a9ac3e400cf78b X-Google-Attributes: gid10ce2c,public X-Google-Thread: 1060b8,90a9ac3e400cf78b X-Google-Attributes: gid1060b8,public X-Google-Thread: 114d61,90a9ac3e400cf78b X-Google-Attributes: gid114d61,public X-Google-Thread: 108bc6,90a9ac3e400cf78b X-Google-Attributes: gid108bc6,public From: yomama@da.crib.net Subject: Re: OFFICIAL MAFIA ANNOUNCEMENT: Johnny Profaci Death Cascade Date: 1999/02/10 Message-ID: <36c0d051.4128163@news.atl.bellsouth.net> X-Deja-AN: 442681151 Distribution: X-Header Virus Dept. Sender: Me. Owwww, That Hurt References: <19990207165401.23608.qmail@nym.alias.net> <36BE212E.B4BB1F64@hotmail.com> Followup-To: Somebody wrote, I replied. Any more questions? Summary: I attach the ancient mystical script for spammers. 'Nuff said. Organization: Etch-A-Sketch, Inc. Keywords: key, words, always, suck, since, newbies, never, use, them, when, searching, dejanews NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 09 Feb 1999 23:44:27 EST Reply-To: my.email.address@you.guess.nut Newsgroups: cle.general,alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead,rec.arts.tv,alt.fan.karl-malden.nose