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Fast returns on minimum investments

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From: Jared Poulson
Date: Mon, 12 Aug 1996 00:00
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I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
  two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
  some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready
  to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those
  bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass
  of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this
  interesting, exciting find!
        I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
  GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll
  just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
  The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
  FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,
  the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
  Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
  FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!

     Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach,
  but it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return
  of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the
  article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-mail fanatics) a
  single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
  was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
  dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
  the first position name of the five names listed and moved
  everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
  the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
  this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
  ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
  MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money
  come in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or
  so....
  But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!!
  I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
  people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada,
  even some from Australia!  I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how
  much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I
  received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

     Let's review the reasons why you should do this:  The only
  cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5
  one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail
  mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the
  article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local
  BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking
  (you can run if you like! :o  ) down your driveway to your
  mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to
  put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
  REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!   
  
  *** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

  OK,  Read this carefully.  Get a printout of this information,
  if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.

  INSTRUCTIONS:

  1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
  "Please add my name to your list".  This creates a service out
  of this money making system and thus making it completely legal.
  You are not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are
  paying one dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you
  include your name and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this
  is completely legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what
  slot their name was in: i.e. "You were in slot 3",  Just to add a
  little fun!  This is all about having fun and making money at
  the same time!

  2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill or other
  equivalent money (can be foreign),(no checks or money orders), 
  and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to the five 
  people listed.  The folding of the paper around the bill will 
  insure its arrival to its recipient.
  THIS STEP IS VERY IMPORTANT!!

  3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
  TO YOUR MAILBOX.   Look at the list of five people;  remove the
  first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
  slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
  position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
  be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
  COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

  4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
  bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give
  a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
  "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF
  YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you
  will make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
  make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING
  HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & 
  AMAZING SYSTEM!!! 

  5.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
  BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
  start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
  MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
  out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
  when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

  6.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
  special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
  (or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll never forget.
  ENJOY LIFE!

  7.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
  this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
  originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
  Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
  when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU
  CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS
  NEEDED!

  *******************************************************************

  *******************************************************************
  *******************************************************************
  THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
  *******************************************************************
  *     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
  *
  *


   
   1. Lauo  Lee
        1050 Creekdale Dr.
        Clarkston, GA 30021

   2. Candace Dawson
        2725 Lindley Ave.
        Montgomery, AL 76121

   3. Nathanial L. McConnell
       P.O.Box 725
       Cullowhee, NC 28723

   4. Kent Winston
      9903 West Gurdon Court
      Boise, Idaho  USA 83704

   5.  J. P.
       P.O. Box 94
       The Plains, Ohio USA 45780     
  ****************************************************************

  NOTE:
  Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you a dollar and always
  keep an eye on the local postings of this file... Just to make sure 
  that everyone is playing the game fairly. You know where your name 
  should be.....
--
--Every man dies, but not every man really lives--

--CARPE DIEM--
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From: jp126394@oak.cats.ohiou.edu (Jared Poulson)
Subject: Fast returns on minimum investments
Date: 1996/08/12
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