🚀 go-pugleaf

I have for your consideration the following allegations.  Note that
this is a partial rather than comprehensive list of my allegations. 

I allege that not one of my numerous formal complaints against police
has ever been properly investigated.  I further allege that in most
cases, no investigation whatsoever has been conducted.  I say that
this is not surprising in view of the fact that police "investigate"
themselves.  I say that all such self-investigation by police is
inherently a joke, and constitutes obstruction of justice. 
    
I allege that you have personally participated in a smear job on me. 
I refer to a certain Internal Memorandum bearing your name.  I allege
that this Memorandum, which was given to Susan Eng, the head of the
Metro Toronto Police Services Board, was a rotten pack of lies from
beginning to end.  I allege that you and other senior Metro Toronto
police officers have not only smeared me but have intentionally and
willfully deceived the head of the Metro Toronto Police Services Board.

I allege that I have continued to be harrassed by Metro Toronto
police despite warnings from two different psychologists that such
continued harrassment could ultimately result in a lethal
confrontation.  Accordingly, I hereby accuse Metro Toronto police of
attempted murder. 

I allege that the so-called "investigation" which led to the creation
of your slimy, dishonest Internal Memorandum was so thorough that no
one ever bothered to talk to me prior to the creation of that slimy
Internal Memorandum.  I hate to be in the position of telling you how
to conduct investigations, Dave, but next time, rather than just
cooking up a smear job on a complainant, maybe you ought to have
someone talk to that person.  Because if you don't have someone talk
to that person, then the smear job you concoct will eventually catch
up to you, and then your tit will be in the wringer, and you don't
want that, do you. 

I allege that the smear job which you personally participated in was
kept secret from me for more than two years.  I allege that I met
with a Metro Toronto police superintendent who refused to let me
read the Memo or give me a copy of it, even though it was about me. 
But, I know about it now, Dave, and I know what it says.  Do you think
that you -- or Victoria city police -- can defend all that malicious
horseshit? 

I allege that while senior Metro Toronto police officers -- inspectors
-- were repeatedly assuring me that Victoria city police were refusing
to cooperate, what in fact was happening was that Victoria city police
were bending over backwards to further smear me.  So it looks like some
other senior Metro Toronto police officers, of rank inspector and
higher, are also going to have their tits in the wringer too, for lying
to me, Dave.  I don't like being lied to, and I especially don't like
being lied to by senior police officers.
 
Are there *any* officers on your force who don't lie, Dave?

I allege that when I complained to the head of the Ontario Police
Complaints Commission that Metro Toronto police had falsely arrested
me, caused to be unfairly denied bail, had me jailed for seven weeks,
and had thereby put me out of work, and then on top of that proceeded
to conduct a dishonest, bullshit internal "investigation" which was
actually just a smear job, then the head of the Ontario Police
Complaints Commission refused to help me because I'd supposedly
"pleaded guilty" to the charge in question. 

I allege that I did not "plead guilty" in that case, and that I was
never found guilty of anything.  Accordingly, I allege that the
Ontario Police Complaints Commission is corrupt, and routinely engages
in the same sort of deceit that is routinely practiced by the Metro
Toronto police force, and its members.

I allege that there is no honest, honorable or responsible police
review agency in either B.C. or Ontario keeping police under control,
and accordingly, it seems to me that police in both provinces can do
pretty much whatever the hell they want to do.  Obviously, this
includes the commission of indictable offences such as assault causing
bodily harm, kidnapping, threatening, negligence causing death and
murder, as well as attempted murder.

I note that I originally came into conflict with police because I
took issue with the number of deaths and injuries they were causing.
Now, it seems that the police take exception to someone taking
exception to their obnoxious habit of injuring and killing people. 
That's what this is all about, Dave.  Victoria police put two people
in the morgue in a five-month period.  They put another man into the
hospital in a coma for two months.  They smashed my face into a steel
doorframe, and I released me with my face covered with blood.  I
wasn't charged with anything in that case.  They were beating up a lot
of kids on the street.  I saw people who'd been dog-chewed by their
German shepherds.  So I knew, those boys out there *liked* hurting
people.  And I took exception to that. 
 
And so, Dave, you fucking faggots had better start to figure out who
is on the wrong side of the law here, me or you.  Because you have so
far been siding with those clowns in Victoria, Dave, and I take
exception to that.  They are the demented animals, not me.  They were
the one who were hurting people, not me.  They were the ones who were
putting people in the morgue and in the hospital, not me.  So I'm
"violent" for opposing that shit?  You pricks just twist all the facts
around by 180 degrees, don't you. 

You guys are goddamned idiots.

I allege that the national police computer (CPIC system) has been used
to smear me.  CPIC alleges for example that I'm "violent" and
"dangerous".  What the fuck is that based on?  In fact, Dave, I've
never hurt anyone in my life, nor have I ever attempted to hurt
anyone.  I've never owned nor possessed a weapon, and I was the one
trying to keep people out of the hospital and out of the morgue.  So
fuck you.  Just what the hell is the bullshit about me being "violent"
and "dangerous" based on?  The fact that I've received a beating from
Metro Toronto police?  Or are you people just so full of shit that it
really does affect your thinking? 

I allege that the chief of the Victoria city police force in Victoria,
B.C., Doug Richardson, is a pathological liar.

I allege that my serious ongoing difficulties with police, which
began in 1988, and have now been going on for eight fucking years,
have been the result of a police vendetta, and I allege that Chief
Doug the Slug Richardson is a principle party to that vendetta. 

I allege that prior to moving from B.C. to Toronto in 1991 I met with
Chief Richardson, who assured in the presence of the mayor of
Victoria, David Turner, that Victoria city police held me in "high
regard" and had "nothing against me".  So I say that the mountain of
malicious bullshit about me that was deposited by that same scummy
"police force" into the Canadian Police "Information" Centre computer
system makes it pretty clear that Chief Doug the Slug Richardson is a
liar, as well as a rat, a puke, an asshole, a thug, a weasel, and a
fucking demented retard who ought to have his ass kicked from one end
of this country to the other by some of the biggest and meanest
members of the RCMP.  And then, Dave, have his assed kicked all the
way back from Halifax to Victoria, and be fired, and go to jail.

Because Dave, he's not only fucked me; I spoke to a Victoria lawyer
who told me that he'd long suspected the same Doug the Slug
Richardson of setting someone up on a murder charge.  Now I'm sure
that a rat asshole puke like Doug would never do such a thing.  I'm
sure that's just an ugly rumor. 

Dave, it just doesn't do to have fucking wormy little meatball turd
like Doug the Slug Richardson playing police chief, because then
people will gradually lose confidence in the police.  And we all know
how important it is for the public to have confidence in the police,
don't we, Dave.  If they're all acting like shit-for-brains idiots
like Doug, the public won't have too much confidence in the police,
will they. 

I allege that the Victoria city police force has a bad and black
history.  I say that Doug the Puke Richardson makes former Victoria
police chief Blackstock -- who was himself a stupid, lard-assed,
incompetent police chief -- look pretty good, comparatively speaking,
in historical terms.  I say that Doug the Rat Meatball Bastard
Richardson is one of the most dishonest, slimeliest "police officers"
in this country, and I say that Victoria is a sick little twisted city
for having a slimeball puke like that as their police chief.  And I
say that you are little better than Doug, in having conspired with
that rat bastard to fuck me over. 

You've fucked over the wrong person, Dave.  Because to my last dying
breath I will fight you goddamned idiots.  And if I can't get my day
in court to sue you, and if I can't get anywhere with formal
complaints, then we'll do it the hard way, in the court of public
opinion.

You can kiss your excellent public relations goodbye, Dave.  You and
your fucking helicopter can go rotate.

I note that Victoria city police and Metro Toronto police are the
*only* two police forces on this planet that I have ever had a problem
with, despite the fact that I've lived in Saskatchewan, Alberta,
B.C., the Northwest Territories, Ontario, Washington and Europe.  Now
why the fuck is that?

I allege that the reason that there are four police forces in the
greater Victoria area for a population of only about 250,000 people is
that the other three police forces in the Victoria area have long and
repeatedly refused to amalgamate with Victoria city police.  The
reason is that the other three forces -- Oak Bay, Saanich and
Esquimalt -- know what a pathetic bunch of demented, semi-literate
bastards and goons Victoria city police are.  For example, Victoria
city police have traditionally run around the streets of Victoria
without badge numbers on, because it's easier to get away with beating
up people that way. 

I allege that in addition to being thoroughly dishonest, Metro Toronto
are arrogant, racist and trigger-happy.  Your force and Victoria city
police are obviously in some sort of competition for worst police
force in Canada, if not North America.  And fuck, Dave, even though
Victoria city police are really seriously dishonest and slimy
bastards, I still think your twisted, dishonest "police force" would
win the worst police force contest, hands down.  I vote you and yours
Number One on the shitty police force list, Dave. 

I allege that the Metro Toronto police force has willfully conspired
with the Victoria city police force of Victoria, B.C. to do harm to me
by means of smear, repeated false arrest, brutality, interference with
employment, and other malicious and unseemly activities.

I allege that among other things, I have been accused by police of
being a "drunk", of being "psychotic", of seeking to "acquire the
means to become a terrorist", of "expressing sympathy" for a
mass-murderer, of boasting to others of getting away with four
murders, and so on, and so on, ad nauseum.  I say that you and Doug
the Slug Richardson can shove those and all similar allegations up
your arrogant asses, you brainless, malicious pricks.

I allege that I have been falsely arrested more than a dozen times and
have spent more than seven months in jail for offences that I have
not committed.

I allege that Metro Toronto police have put me out work from a
lucrative contract position at IBM Canada Ltd., as a computer
programmer.  I have gone from earning close to $60,000 a year to
living on welfare. 

I further allege that I have been put out of work by police three times
in two different provinces by means of smear and false arrest.  I
allege that I have also been seriously injured by police on three
different occasions, and each time required treatment in hospital.  I
say that this physical abuse has included an instance of torture at
the hands of Victoria city police.  This involved police first
dislocating my shoulder and then keeping me confined in a cell for
several hour without any access to medical attention.  And now those
fucking bastards have put me out of work here in Toronto, through
their lies in CPIC, and they have gone beyond that to continuing to
smear while I've been a resident of Ontario?  Fuck me, Dave, I don't
think I like this horseshit game very much.  I think somebody ought to
look into it. 

I allege that I am now on welfare and medically disabled as a direct
result of eight years of police harrassment.

I allege that the only reason that your fucking idiotic police force
is not now facing a $4.6 million lawsuit for the various slimy and
underhanded things done to me is that I have been repeatedly denied
assistance by the Ontario Legal Aid Plan, despite the fact that I'm
on welfare and medically disabled as a result of your force's
harrassment. 
 
Accordingly, I intend to post to the Usenet about this situation until
the Ontario Legal Aid Plan, in its infinite wisdom, agrees to assist
me.  And I will post to more and more newsgroups about this situation
until such assistance is forthcoming. 

I allege that I have been repeatedly falsely convicted of offences
that I have not committed, as a result of police perjury.  I allege
that your officers not only routinely lie, they also routinely lie
under oath, in court.

I allege that Metro Toronto police officers have physically beaten me.
 I allege that I was beaten so brutally on one occasion that I had
trouble getting out of bed for a month.  I allege that one officer
punched me in the face so hard that he broke his hand.  I allege that
Metro Toronto police then destroyed photographs that were taken of my
face following my beating.  I further allege that one of the
cocksuckers who beat me, and broke his hand while beating me, then put
in a fraudulent claim for compensation, claiming that he was the
"victim of a crime".  I was the victim of a crime in that case, Dave. 
Your fucking idiot monsters were stomping and kicking the living shit
out of me. 

I allege that my car has been rammed by police.  I allege that my car
tire has been flattened by police.  I allege that police have placed
me under surveillance for no valid or justifiable reason.  I allege
that I have been handed bogus traffic tickets for which no paperwork
could be found when I went to court to contest them.  I allege that
police have monitored my local telephone calls without proper court
authorization.  And so on and so on.

I allege that in addition to kidnapping me from the street
and physically assaulting and brutalizing me, uniformed Metro Toronto
police officers have also kidnapped me from my home, and taken me for
a ride in handcuffs and threatened to give me another "tune-up".  I
note that I was never charged with anything when this happened,
but since one of the officers who threatened me in this fashion had
already beaten me rather brutally, I had reason to take him seriously.

I allege that I have received "pay-back" for each and every complaint
that I have lodged against police.  I allege that the Metro Toronto
Public Complaints Investigation Bureau is a ludicrous exercise in
smoke, mirrors and bullshit.  I say that the Complaints Investigation
Bureau is a completely corrupt and self-serving outfit, and that few
if any citizens ever receive fair treatment there.  Accordingly, I
say that that unit should be shut down, since its real activity is
obstruction of justice. 

I say that I have never in my life encountered more dishonest or
corrupt people than the police, and I piss on your concept of
"integrity" and "accountability".  What a fucking joke, Dave.  The whole
police complaints system in Ontario is one big joke.  It's a joke in
B.C., and it's an even bigger joke here in Ontario.  I say that the
police complaints system in Ontario is intentionally designed to
frustrate complainants, and if necessary, damage complainants.  I have
certainly been damaged by that system, Dave.

I allege that senior Metro Toronto police officers, of rank inspector
and higher, have repeatedly lied to me, and have lied to others about
me.  I allege that this problem involves officers of every rank,
and goes right to the top of two municipal police forces.  It most
certainly involves you personally, Dave, as well as Chief Richardson,
personally. 

I allege that I have been variously referred to by police as a "goof",
"fucking jerk", "monkey", "nut", "flake", and so on.  My response is
that Victoria city police and Metro Toronto police are the biggest
bunch of A-1, prime-rate assholes I have ever met.

I say that I have yet to meet an honest Metro Toronto police officer. I
say that as far as I'm concerned, Metro Toronto police are gangsters in
uniform. 

Accordingly, since I am alleging misconduct of a serious and criminal
nature involving you, another police chief, other senior officers and
detectives, and I am alleging among other things deceit, conspiracy,
obstruction of justice and attempted murder, I ask that you convene a
public inquiry at your earliest convenience. 

Rod McCallum
Toronto, Ontario, Canada