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In article <cijv9W600WBLE4AIFY@andrew.cmu.edu> Jason A Yates <jy2f+@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>                            What is your opinion?
>
>Please choose one of the following phrases, or feel free to add your
>own.  Please respond via email to this account with your choice.  The
>phrase which gets the most response will be printed on bumper stickers
>to be distributed in the Pittsburgh area.  Thanks.

[List Deleted]

You forgot:  

0. "Don't be a newbie!  Log off when you're finished."  

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Jason A Yates (jy2f+@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
>                             What is your opinion?

> Please choose one of the following phrases, or feel free to add your
> own.  Please respond via email to this account with your choice.  The
> phrase which gets the most response will be printed on bumper stickers
> to be distributed in the Pittsburgh area.  Thanks.

(sarcasm on)

1. Hi. I'm Jason Yates, and I can't read the name of a newsgroup.
2. So what if this belongs in alt.bumper.stickers.whatever? I'm JASON
YATES, DAMMIT!
3. Jay Yates/He's our Man/If he can't do it/Who's surprised?
4. My email acount just got filled to the brim!
5. 50438976 flames and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
6. Oh, I played Street Fighter once, so I get to post in r.g.v.a.
7. And I'd like to have sex, so I can post this in alt.sex.
8. I love Barney. He's so cool. I can now post this in alt.barney.4d.
9. Jason Yates-shmuck to the world, but at night... NEWBIEMAN!
10. I came up with cool slogans, right, guys? Guys? Guys?.....

(sarcasm off)

Whatta dickweed.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Barney Must Die!!=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

"We put you through the moondog. There ain't no comin' back, this is
the really real world, there ain't no comin' back, WE KILLED YOU DEAD,
THERE AIN'T NO COMIN' BACK, THERE AIN'T NO COMIN' BACK...."
		--T-Bird in "The Crow"

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-*Choose Your Eternity!*-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=

In article <cijv9W600WBLE4AIFY@andrew.cmu.edu>, Jason A Yates
<jy2f+@andrew.cmu.edu> wrote:

>                             What is your opinion?
> 
> Please choose one of the following phrases, or feel free to add your
> own.  Please respond via email to this account with your choice.  The
> phrase which gets the most response will be printed on bumper stickers
> to be distributed in the Pittsburgh area.  Thanks.
> 
> 1.  EVERYBODY'S GOOFY HAPPY 
> 2.  This pencil is convienently double sided
> 3.  DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP!
> 4.  Scott is a very big COW
> 5.  the meek shall Drive fast cars
> 6.  Is this some type of Project?
> 7.  Thanks for the post its!
> 8.  At this moment, I am of the opinon that the weather in Pittsburgh is
>     trying to make me eternally sick
> 9.  SHOT.
> 10. it is of my opinion that 97% of cmu students are Sourpusses
> 11. SUCKS! don't matter what it is.
> 12. MINE!
> 13. FUCK SHIT UP
> 14. you talk into it
> 15. Mother tree
> 16. Your Joking Right?
> 17. HASS!
> 18. Detour of Desire
> 19. Fuck Yeah Every Day
> 20. GREAT!! I especially liked the alligator!!! 1.3 thumbs up.
> 21. LACIDAISICAL
> 22. Thank you for the pictures.
> 23. SYSTEM ERROR!
> 24. asleep in my brain
> 25. Marijuana
> 26. MY OPINION HURTS When I pee
> 27. You guys are crazy + the string is too Short
> 28. DAMN LYING SQUIRRELS
> 29. WE NEED MORE GIRLS' ROOMS
> 30. ON WHAT?
> 31. SuCKS.....
> 32. Opinion about what?
> 
> 
> 
> _______
> j a yates
> endless



I am of the opinion that 28. Damn lying squirrels is the coolest.  It just
sounds wacky, but in an intriguing way.

On Wed, 9 Nov 1994, Christopher Bird wrote:

> Jason A Yates (jy2f+@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
> >                             What is your opinion?
> 
> > Please choose one of the following phrases, or feel free to add your
> > own.  Please respond via email to this account with your choice.  The
> > phrase which gets the most response will be printed on bumper stickers
> > to be distributed in the Pittsburgh area.  Thanks.
> 
> (sarcasm on)
> 
> 1. Hi. I'm Jason Yates, and I can't read the name of a newsgroup.
> 2. So what if this belongs in alt.bumper.stickers.whatever? I'm JASON
> YATES, DAMMIT!
> 3. Jay Yates/He's our Man/If he can't do it/Who's surprised?
> 4. My email acount just got filled to the brim!
> 5. 50438976 flames and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.
> 6. Oh, I played Street Fighter once, so I get to post in r.g.v.a.
> 7. And I'd like to have sex, so I can post this in alt.sex.
> 8. I love Barney. He's so cool. I can now post this in alt.barney.4d.
> 9. Jason Yates-shmuck to the world, but at night... NEWBIEMAN!
> 10. I came up with cool slogans, right, guys? Guys? Guys?.....
> 
> (sarcasm off)
> 
> Whatta dickweed.


I must say, this reply was the most funny, so therefore, Mr. Christopher 
Bird, ya got the prize of one shiny bumper sticker:)  

(I have no idea what I am saying...too much coffee....urgh)

GrayGhost 

> 
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Barney Must Die!!=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> 
> "We put you through the moondog. There ain't no comin' back, this is
> the really real world, there ain't no comin' back, WE KILLED YOU DEAD,
> THERE AIN'T NO COMIN' BACK, THERE AIN'T NO COMIN' BACK...."
> 		--T-Bird in "The Crow"
> 
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-*Choose Your Eternity!*-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
> 
> 

Anarchy sounds good to me
Then someone asks, "Who'd fix the sewers?"
Would the rednecks just play
King of the Neighborhood?

---Dead Kennedys

I personally like number 23 (my opinion hurts when I pee)  Because too 
many people just go around pissing out opinions.  Well maybe that's not 
it but it sounds funny.  
-jim


On Tue, 8 Nov 1994, Jason A Yates wrote:

>                             What is your opinion?
> 
> Please choose one of the following phrases, or feel free to add your
> own.  Please respond via email to this account with your choice.  The
> phrase which gets the most response will be printed on bumper stickers
> to be distributed in the Pittsburgh area.  Thanks.
> 
> 1.  EVERYBODY'S GOOFY HAPPY 
> 2.  This pencil is convienently double sided
> 3.  DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP!
> 4.  Scott is a very big COW
> 5.  the meek shall Drive fast cars
> 6.  Is this some type of Project?
> 7.  Thanks for the post its!
> 8.  At this moment, I am of the opinon that the weather in Pittsburgh is
>     trying to make me eternally sick
> 9.  SHOT.
> 10. it is of my opinion that 97% of cmu students are Sourpusses
> 11. SUCKS! don't matter what it is.
> 12. MINE!
> 13. FUCK SHIT UP
> 14. you talk into it
> 15. Mother tree
> 16. Your Joking Right?
> 17. HASS!
> 18. Detour of Desire
> 19. Fuck Yeah Every Day
> 20. GREAT!! I especially liked the alligator!!! 1.3 thumbs up.
> 21. LACIDAISICAL
> 22. Thank you for the pictures.
> 23. SYSTEM ERROR!
> 24. asleep in my brain
> 25. Marijuana
> 26. MY OPINION HURTS When I pee
> 27. You guys are crazy + the string is too Short
> 28. DAMN LYING SQUIRRELS
> 29. WE NEED MORE GIRLS' ROOMS
> 30. ON WHAT?
> 31. SuCKS.....
> 32. Opinion about what?
> 
> 
> 
> _______
> j a yates
> endless
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 

It seems that little Jason yates did this on purpose.  I cc'd him with
the complaint message to his postmaster, and got back a message saying
that he did this for some research project, andx wan't apologizing to
those were offended by a single messsage for a project.

This one was forwarded to his postmaster without a cc, with a request
for university disciplinary action.
-- 
R E HAWKINS
rhawkins@iastate.edu

In article <39uev5$7k7@news.iastate.edu>, rhawkins@iastate.edu () writes:
 > 
 > It seems that little Jason yates did this on purpose.  I cc'd him with
 > the complaint message to his postmaster, and got back a message saying
 > that he did this for some research project, andx wan't apologizing to
 > those were offended by a single messsage for a project.
 > 
 > This one was forwarded to his postmaster without a cc, with a request
 > for university disciplinary action.
   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Excessive and juvenile.

In article <39uev5$7k7@news.iastate.edu>,  <rhawkins@iastate.edu> wrote:
>It seems that little Jason yates did this on purpose.  I cc'd him with
>the complaint message to his postmaster, and got back a message saying
>that he did this for some research project, andx wan't apologizing to
>those were offended by a single messsage for a project.
>
>This one was forwarded to his postmaster without a cc, with a request
>for university disciplinary action.
>-- 
>R E HAWKINS
>rhawkins@iastate.edu

Oh quit your whinning, like you've never posted something people didn't like
before.  What are you,  Cheif of the self appointed Net Police?  You want
action, ignore him, he'll go away!

-Erik

rhawkins@iastate.edu wrote:

: It seems that little Jason yates did this on purpose.  I cc'd him with
: the complaint message to his postmaster, and got back a message saying
: that he did this for some research project, andx wan't apologizing to
: those were offended by a single messsage for a project.

: This one was forwarded to his postmaster without a cc, with a request
: for university disciplinary action.
: -- 
: R E HAWKINS
: rhawkins@iastate.edu

Well, who's a wanker then? (I'll give you a clue, I'm not thinking of
Jason)

Sam

(sorry to post to so many groups, but it had to be said)

Jason A Yates (jy2f+@andrew.cmu.edu) wrote:
:                             What is your opinion?

We removed Jason's brain and replaced it with FOLGER'S CRYSTALS.  Let's watch
and see if anyone notices...

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Tracy Nelson (tnelson@telesciences.com)
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