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Traffic Ticket 

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper
for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture
the farmer about his speed, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to make the
farmer uncomfortable. 

Finally, the trooper got around to writing
out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept
swatting at some flies that were buzzing around
his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems
with circle flies there, are ya?" 

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and
said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I
never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says--"Well,
circle flies are common on farms. See, they're
called circle flies because they're almost always
found circling around the back end of a horse."


The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing
the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and
says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to
call me a horses ass?" 

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too
much respect for law enforcement and police officers
to even think about calling you a horses ass."


The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing,"
and goes back to writing the ticket. 

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard
to fool them flies though."