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Always go last 

One day in the great forest a magical frog
was walking down to a water hole. This forest
was so big that the frog had never seen another
animal in all his life. By chance today a bear
was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.


The frog called for the two to stop. The frog
said, "Because you are the only two animals I
have seen, I will grant you both three wishes...Bear,
you go first." The bear thought for a minute,
and being the male he was said, "I wish for all
the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."


For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash
helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was
amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit wasting
his wish like that. 

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well,
I wish that all the bears in the next forest
were female as well." 

Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately
hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear
was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these
stupid things, after all, he could have asked
for money and bought the motorcycle. 

For the last wish the bear thought for a while
and then said, "I wish that all the bears in
the world, besides me, were female." 

The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and
said, "I wish that the bear was gay..."