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Smart man + smart woman romance
Smart man + dumb woman pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman affair
Dumb man + dumb woman marriage

Smart boss + smart employee profit
Smart boss + dumb employee production
Dumb boss + smart employee promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand
her at all.

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


  

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