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世上只有妈妈好

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From: 驰骋
Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:04
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俗话说得好,世上只有妈妈好。今天,我早上起来大便,发现草纸忘带了。正在这时,伟大的母亲出现了!
"小杰啊,妈妈跟你说过,每次上厕所都要带好草纸,不要让妈妈每次都帮你拿啊!"
"可是现在家里到处都是草纸,妈妈你根本不用为我拿啊!唉,现在经济那么不景气,妈妈你还每天那这么多草纸回来,真是......"
"妈妈也不想这样啊,可是伟大的毛主席说要勤俭节约,现在连菜市场都只有草纸卖了,你说能让我买什么啊?"
"唉,妈妈,其实我们已经吃了10年草纸了,也没有什么大不了的了,只是吃草纸从来没拉出来过,要是现在能拉出屎,我也愿意吃下去了。不过我有预感,毛主席他老人家很快就会嗝皮的,到时候咱们就不用吃草纸了!"
"那咱们吃什么?"
"卫生棉!"
"......"
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Subject: 世上只有妈妈好
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