🚀 go-pugleaf

COULD IT BE A HIDDEN MESSAGE FROM ANOTHER LIFE FORM?

LET'S LOOK AT THE FACTS. A SEEMINGLY BENIGN, UNDERLYING, WHITE COLLAR REQUEST
FOR HUMANITARIAN AID. IN A RATHER SIMPLISTIC FORMAT AND SETTING. UNDILUTED BY
GRAPHICS AND PROSAIC VERBIAGE. THE FONTS ARE CAPITALS, POTENTIALLY HIDING THE
INABILITY TO KNOW THE CAPITALIZATION OF CERTAIN WORDS. THERE IS NO INDICATION
OF THE SEX OF THE REQUESTOR OR THE "CHALLENGING" NEED THEREOF.

AS IN THE WORDS OF THE GREAT OBELIX TO THE PROVERBIAL ASTERIX: "SEELIG SIND DIE
BEKLOPPTEN, DENN IHNEN IST DAS HIMMELREICH".

WHAT CONSTITUTES A "HIMMELREICH"? AGAIN, IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. NOW, IS
THE BEHOLDER ALSO THE CREATOR, THE OWNER, OR JUST AN ADMIRER?

WHAT AND WHERE IS THE MENACE OF A REQUEST FOR HUMANITARIAN AID AND TREATMENT
FROM A WHITE COLLAR ENTITY?

HOW DID IT GET THERE, OR HOW DID IT COME TO BE?

HYPOTHETICALLY AND THEORETICALLY THE REQUEST CANNOT EXIST, AS EVERYONE KNOWS
BETTER, IS PERFECT, DOES THEIR JOB AND THERE IS NO NEED TO PUT IN A REQUEST IN
ABSENTIA OF ANY HUMANITARIAN NEEDS, WHICH ARE NOT ONLY GUARANTEED BY "SUPREME
LAW", BUT ALSO IN ANY EXECUTORY LOCATIONS THEREOF, ALL INTERNATIONAL IN SCOPE
AND NATURE.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG? DOES THE NEED EXIST? HOW DID IT GET THERE IF IT
DOES? DOES IT HURT?

OR IS THERE A POTENTIAL "ALIEN" OR FREUDIAN INTERFERENCE OF ANY OF THE
FOLLOWING:

 1. BAD, BAD REQUEST.
 2. BAD, BAD VERBIAGE.
 3. BAD, BAD RECEPTOR.
 4. BAD, BAD JOB.
 5. BAD, BAD EMPLOYER.
 6. BAD, BAD HUMOUR.
 7. BAD, BAD BLACK HUMOUR.
 8. BAD, BAD WHITE COLLAR.
 9. BAD, BAD CREATOR.
10. BAD, BAD IMAGE OF THE CREATOR.

OR A BAD HAIR/HARE DAY PERHAPS? WRONG PLANET? WRONG SIDE OF THE "BED"? WRONG
LIFE FORMS? WRONG SPECIES? UNISEX PMS? SEX, DESIRE, OR LACK THEREOF, OR LACK OF
SEX?

COME ON, LET'S FACE IT, WHO IS FACING "BAD, BAD NEED"? IT IS THE "INCOME"
OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFE TIME!

BY THE WAY, IT WAS A BENIGN REQUEST FOR NEEDED, URGENT AND UNEXPENDABLE
HUMANITARIAN AID. I AM STILL A VIRGIN IN RECEIPT THEREOF WITH TOTALLY
UNDIMINISHED DESIRE AND INTENT. 

THIS IS PURE "SEX" (NO PUN OR INUENDO INTENDED, NOR INTENDED TO IMITATE OR
REPRESENT ANY OTHER PURPOSE, PERSON, PLACE OR THING), ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY
FAMOUS OR OTHER "BUSINESS" PERSONS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL: 

EVEN THE DESIRE IS GETTING GREATER!

DIAKKA