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Re: ADVERTISING HITMAN FOR HIRE

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From: Ren Tescher
Date: Thu, 02 Nov 1995 00:00
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What a novel idea!

A Hitman to bump off advertisers!

Lets all chip in and start bumping off those 
"Psycotic Hotline" ads on late night TV,
heck, as long as we're on late night TV,
lets hit those loud mouth used car dealers,
infomercials, and the 'Lonely?' call the naughty girl
advertisers as well.
Then we can go and hit the outfield advertisers at ballparks...

I think your business choice will fill a much needed service
to the community.

Good Luck!

Now, if there was only a "TV Talk Show Host Hitman"...
or a Cable Company Executive Hitman...

;-)

ren
dona nobis pacem
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From: ren@rap.ucar.edu (Ren Tescher)
Subject: Re: ADVERTISING HITMAN FOR HIRE
Date: 1995/11/02
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