🚀 go-pugleaf

chatnoir wrote:

> http://www.eastcountymagazine.org/node/9O44

Hey, only 4,148 more arrests to go!  Hang in there, sidewalk shitters!!

>
> REPORTED            OCCUPY PARTY     TEA PARTY
>
> ARRESTS                4149+            0
>
> DEATHS                    7             0
>
> RAPES                    12             0
>
> ARSON DAMAGE        $10,000,000.00     $0
>
> PUBLIC DEFECATION        YES           NO
>
> ANTISEMITIC RANTS         12            0
>
> COST TO TAXPAYERS   $19,327,487.00+    $0
> (AS OF 09/11)
>
> PUBLIC MASTURBATION        3            0
>
> MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN  10            0
>
> FIGHTS STARTED          MANY         NONE
>
> CHILDREN EXPLOITED       YES           NO
>
> POLICE CARS DAMAGED       2+            0
>
> PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS       YES           NO
>
> DRUG POSSESSION ARRESTS  YES           NO
>
> CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST  YES           NO
>
> DRUG OVERDOSES           YES           NO
>
> THEFTS                  MANY         NONE
>
> BURGLARIES               YES           NO
>
> VANDALISM ARRESTS        YES           NO
>
> TRESPASSING ARRESTS      YES           NO
>
> NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS        1            0
>
> PUBLIC URINATION         YES           NO
>
> URINATION ON OTHERS      YES           NO
>
> ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED       2            0
>
> AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED      1            0
>
> AMERICAN FLAGS PISSED ON   1            0
>
> AMERICAN FLAGS DESECRATED 25            0
>
> FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT   1            0
>
> HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS   1            0
>
> TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS     1            0
>
> MURDERS                    1            0
>
> SUICIDE                    1            0
>
> SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE 1            0
>
> SCABIES OUTBREAKS          1            0
>
> ENDORSED BY OBAMA         YES          NO
>
> ENDORSED BY PELOSI        YES          NO
>
> ENDORSED BY CAIR          YES          NO
>
> ENDORSED BY SOCIALISTS    YES          NO
>
> ENDORSED BY NAZI PARTY    YES          NO
>
> --------------------------------------------------------------
>
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>
> Lord Valve
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