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chatnoir bubbled:

> FW: Join our "NO CONFIDENCE RALLY" at Colorado Democrats' Jefferson-
> Jackson Fundraising Event 4-6 PM, Saturday 2/11/12

Why?  We can smell you from blocks away...

Tell me - are you sidewalk shitters going to bring your
own tiolet paper, or will you continue using your socks
like you have been?  Those of you who *wear* socks,
that is...

Hey - what about this?  None of you hippie assholes have
managed to address this so far, and it's been posted
dozens of times.  Nothing to say?  Gosh - wonder why...


REPORTED            OCCUPY PARTY     TEA PARTY


ARRESTS                4149+            0

DEATHS                    7             0

RAPES                    12             0

ARSON DAMAGE        $10,000,000.00     $0

PUBLIC DEFECATION        YES           NO

ANTISEMITIC RANTS         12            0

COST TO TAXPAYERS   $19,327,487.00+    $0
(AS OF 09/11)

PUBLIC MASTURBATION        3            0

MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN  10            0

FIGHTS STARTED          MANY         NONE

CHILDREN EXPLOITED       YES           NO

POLICE CARS DAMAGED       2+            0

PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS       YES           NO

DRUG POSSESSION ARRESTS  YES           NO

CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST  YES           NO

DRUG OVERDOSES           YES           NO

THEFTS                  MANY         NONE

BURGLARIES               YES           NO

VANDALISM ARRESTS        YES           NO

TRESPASSING ARRESTS      YES           NO

NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS        1            0

PUBLIC URINATION         YES           NO

URINATION ON OTHERS      YES           NO

ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED       2            0

AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED      1            0

AMERICAN FLAGS PISSED ON   1            0

AMERICAN FLAGS DESECRATED 25            0

FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT   1            0

HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS   1            0

TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS     1            0

MURDERS                    1            0

SUICIDE                    1            0

SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE 1            0

SCABIES OUTBREAKS          1            0

ENDORSED BY OBAMA         YES          NO

ENDORSED BY PELOSI        YES          NO

ENDORSED BY CAIR          YES          NO

ENDORSED BY SOCIALISTS    YES          NO

ENDORSED BY NAZI PARTY    YES          NO

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