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chatnoir wrote:

> http://occupydenver.org/%e2%8O%9cwhy-i-occupy-a-public-discussion-of-the-movement%e2%8O%9d-hosted-by-the-occupy-denver-outreach-committee/
>
> �Why I Shit on the Sidewalk, and should go to Jail�
> Curious about what the Occupy Movement is all about?

No!

>  Anxious to get involved?

FUCK no!

> Interested in meeting the Occupiers in an informal, festive
> atmosphere?

Only if they're behind bars.

>Then come to the Hi Dive, at 7 S. Broadway, this Tuesday
>the 10th at 7:30 pm.

Don't hold yer breath....

>  There will be live music, films, and open
> discussion about the Movement.

The Bowel Movement, you mean.

Live music? What - kazoos and shit? Tambourines?
Druggie Drum Circles?  Hippie shit like that? No thanks -
I'm a professional musician, there's no way I'll let a bunch
of communist losers pollute my eardrums.

> Our city, our country, and our planet are at a crossroads.  Building a
> movement and bringing about cultural change are never easy, but if we
> don�t, who will?  Come find out what we�re doing, and how you can
> help.

We can help the police cart your socialist asses off to the hoosegow, is what.

> Hi Dive, 7 S. Broadway Denver, 80223
> Tuesday, Jan 10th, 7:30 pm

Something tells me the dude who owns that joint is going to be mighty sorry.

There's no such thing as an "Occupy" function
that doesn't make a total mess out of the area.
Anyone who's dumb enough to host a meeting
of the local Mickey Maoist Club deserves exactly
what he'll get...and if he's any kind of businessman,
he'll *never* do it again.


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Lord Valve
American - so far