🚀 go-pugleaf

<crickets>

Lord Valve wrote:

> <crickets>
>
> Lord Valve wrote:
>
> > Gosh...who'da thunk?
> >
> > REPORTED            OCCUPY PARTY     TEA PARTY
> >
> > ARRESTS                4149+            0
> >
> > DEATHS                    7             0
> >
> > RAPES                    12             0
> >
> > ARSON DAMAGE        $10,000,000.00     $0
> >
> > PUBLIC DEFECATION        YES           NO
> >
> > ANTISEMITIC RANTS         12            0
> >
> > COST TO TAXPAYERS   $19,327,487.00+    $0
> > (AS OF 09/11)
> >
> > PUBLIC MASTURBATION        3            0
> >
> > MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN  10            0
> >
> > FIGHTS STARTED          MANY         NONE
> >
> > CHILDREN EXPLOITED       YES           NO
> >
> > POLICE CARS DAMAGED       2+            0
> >
> > PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS       YES           NO
> >
> > DRUG POSSESSION ARRESTS  YES           NO
> >
> > CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST  YES           NO
> >
> > DRUG OVERDOSES           YES           NO
> >
> > THEFTS                  MANY         NONE
> >
> > BURGLARIES               YES           NO
> >
> > VANDALISM ARRESTS        YES           NO
> >
> > TRESPASSING ARRESTS      YES           NO
> >
> > NON-FATAL SHOOTINGS        1            0
> >
> > PUBLIC URINATION         YES           NO
> >
> > URINATION ON OTHERS      YES           NO
> >
> > ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED       2            0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED      1            0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS PISSED ON   1            0
> >
> > AMERICAN FLAGS DESECRATED 25            0
> >
> > FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT   1            0
> >
> > HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS   1            0
> >
> > TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS     1            0
> >
> > MURDERS                    1            0
> >
> > SUICIDE                    1            0
> >
> > SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE 1            0
> >
> > SCABIES OUTBREAKS          1            0
> >
> > ENDORSED BY OBAMA         YES          NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY PELOSI        YES          NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY CAIR          YES          NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY SOCIALISTS    YES          NO
> >
> > ENDORSED BY NAZI PARTY    YES          NO
> >
> > --------------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > Got guns?
> >
> > Lord Valve
> > American - so far