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MMUs, Page Size, Resume Humor

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From: David R. Emberson
Date: Fri, 26 May 1989 21:24
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When we were defining the SPARC reference MMU, the usual debate about the page
size came up.  In particular, we were worried about user visibility (read ABI
visibility) of the page size since protection is generally implemented on a
per-page basis.  We got around this problem by deciding that protection would
change only on 64K boundaries.  As long as the page size is a power of two
less than or equal to 64K, the page size is invisible to the user.  We did not
consider performance differences due to page size to be "user visible."

On another subject, I couldn't help laughing about the number of resumes
floating around of people claiming to have designed the 386.  I have seen about
an equal number of people who claimed to have designed the 11/780.  Over the
years, I have interviewed hundreds of people for engineering positions, and
I collect "resume gems."  Here are a few of them.  This probably belongs in
rec.humor, but all my friends are in this group!

			Dave Emberson (dre@sun.com)
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	Resume Gems:  Direct quotes from resumes submitted in response to
		      newspaper ads for engineering positions.

"Due to lack of work and I was pregnant, my employment ended on December 1985."

"I look forward to a personal interview at your earliest convenience to
discuss my qualifications in person."

"I am about your best bet for a person as you could ask for."

"The work your company produces is well suited to my experience."

"You will discover through the enclosed resume that I am not only a self-
motivated engineer but also a competent executive with honors."

"I really don't care about how much the salary will be because there are
so many things to learn that is much important than money."

"While the enclosed resume outlines my qualifications, it can't demonstrate
my interpersonal skill."

"Three years of advanced education makes me stronger than I was four years
ago."

"My communication skills was very well developed."

"I have intensive programming experience because I am the only one software
engineer in my present company."

"I have been a police officer for 15 years. ... My degree in public management,
with an emphasis in accounting has further enhanced my abilities to become an 
immediate productive member of your team."

"I have been working at ______ during the summer session of 1986.  It provides
me the opportunity to be responsible to my boss and how to cooperate with my
fellows, in order to meet the customers' requirements and finish the jobs as
good as possible."

"Parlayed $27,000 of my savings into $3,000 in ... a family owned business
in north-eastern Florida."
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Subject: MMUs, Page Size, Resume Humor
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