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1 total messages Started by Joe We are Borg Foster Sat, 04 Oct 1997 00:00
Re: Wanted: runtime file(s) for Access97
#116
Author: Joe We are Borg Foster
Date: Sat, 04 Oct 1997 00:00
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"  cjames@cec-services.com (The Rt Rev'd Dr Colin James III, KOTM)  "@uu.net
( Remove quotes ) escaped from his straitjacket and padded cell to bray:

> ttoews@telusplanet.net (Tony Toews) posted with deletions:

[snip]

> >  And you're trying to sell an accounting system?  Don't feel like
> >  spending the, what, $400 or $500 on the ODE upgrade?
> >  
> >  Somethings not right here.

[snip]

> No, nothing's wrong except with you and your website Tony.

..except what a little Thorazine and ECT can't fix in a jiffy...

> Wanted to buy: Microsoft Office 97, Developer Edition Tools CD
> Wanted to buy: Microsoft Office 97, Developer Edition Tools CD
> Wanted to buy: Microsoft Office 97, Developer Edition Tools CD

> Does saying it three times make it any clearer to you Tony?  Get a
> life, dweeb.

Yes, of course, he was supposed to say it *six* times like you do when
you receive email from someone actually trying to *help* you out!
Remember your "mailbomb" posts to c.d.m-a on 10-Sep-1997? Oh waiter,
clue please...?

Oh by the way, there's more to life than ranting on Usenet, raving at
people's bosses over the phone, sending hate faxes, posting email, and
foaming at the mouth. You have to make time for drooling on youself due
to psychiatrist-ordered sedation somehow!

> Please leave message.

..with Nurse Ratched, who is in charge of your case!

> ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
> Re-usable, patented financial software for business and banks
> Colin James III, PhD Principal Scientist www.cec-services.com

Get a DNS address. By the way, what's the PhD in, and from what
university? My cats bring home the bloody chunks of things that had
demonstrated higher intellectual capacity than you have to date...

-- 
Joe Foster <mailto:joe*AT*bftsi0.gate.net> Yes Colin, I *still* work for BFTSI!
WARNING: I cannot be held responsible for the above        They're   coming  to
because  my cats have  apparently  learned to type.        take CJ3 away, ha ha!
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