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$$$ GO_BROKE.TXT $$$ LOSE EVERYTHING IN 15-30 DAYS!!!

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From: Scorpion
Date: Wed, 26 Jul 1995 00:00
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$$$ GO_BROKE.TXT $$$

Please read this through before you make the biggest mistake of your
life.  I am a well educated person with an MBA in International
Business.  In the last two weeks, I have lost almost $50,000 in the
mail from all over the world.  I took a great risk, but now I am now
almost completely fucking broke.  Sure this sounds like just another
pyramid scheme, but the fact is it works.  It works because of the
infinite expanse of the internet and the millions of people who use it.
The best part about it is that it takes away ALL YOUR MONEY.  I just
want to share my good misfortune with all of you.

Instructions:
  Follow these instructions exactly and with 15-30 days, you will be
  completely BANKRUPT!!  You'll have collectors calling you every day
  of the week, you can tell your landlord "Go fuck yourself", because
  you don't have no more money, and BEST OF ALL, YOU'LL NEVER GET SUED
  BECAUSE WHAT CAN THEY SUE YOU FOR ANYWAY!!!

[1]  OK, first thing to do is to send $1 to everybody on the Internet.

[2]  If you aren't broke yet, then get yourself a copy of Doom II version
     1.9, and play DWANGO for about 20 hours.

[3]  If you are still rolling in doe, then pledge a nice little kid $1000
     a lap in a Walk-A-Thon.

[4]  Jeeez... you still aren't broke?  Ok... pay off the Federal Budget.

This is a perfectly legal and legitimate business.  If you find that you
are not satisfied with this service within 30 days, when then, TOO BAD!!!

Note:  Make sure that you keep every name and address you sent money to.
That way, if you strike it rich again, then you know who to send the
100 dollar bills to.

The following letter was written by a participating member of this
program.

Just go for it.  You have EVERYTHING to lose.  I was very sceptical, but
when I thought of the enormous size of the internet and all the millions
of people who use it, I realized that this program could work.  I never
expected, however, to lose as much as I did.  It is like a dream come
true.  Prove to yourself and to others that this program works.  Just Do
It!!!!!!!!

      Scorpion
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From: Scorpion <watson@primenet.com>
Subject: $$$ GO_BROKE.TXT $$$    LOSE EVERYTHING IN 15-30 DAYS!!!
Date: 1995/07/26
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