An important note from Emerald

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2 total messages Started by Emerald Tue, 18 Mar 1997 00:00

#102

Author: Emerald
Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 00:00

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From Andy, at http://www.emerald-computing.com

The 2000 project getting you down? Tired data analysis & processing,
ambiguous technical terms, management? Dulled by this cold, wet winter? 

Abortions! Racial segregation! Issues of monogamy & religion? Drug
traffiked from Mexico! Lawless children in city streets! Famine in East
Africa! A recently balkanized Russia! Militaristic governments in South
America! Dying Communism in China! Revolution! Death! New life, recently
disordered! 

Want all of this confusion alleviated? Want to live in an ordered mecca? 

Can't help ya. 

In fact, this entire message has been the clever brain-child of Andy, Head
of Marketing for Emerald Business Systems. Emerald is a value-added
reseller of computer products & services, & would love to change the world.
However, we can't, & for two reasons 1) we can't afford it (a project
estimated at over 12 billion, jillion US dollars), & 2)we don't have the
professional expertise. However, since we have aided engineering firms, & 
networked law firms & offices of the government, we may be able to help
you. We offer competitve computer prices with a unique service warranty, &
Emerald's staff is both knowledgeable & charming. Visit our web page at
http://www.emerald-computing.com . Feel free to send us e-mail with any
question, concerns, or comments.

Thanks,
Andy

Re: An important note from Emerald

#103

Author: Floyd Drennon
Date: Sun, 23 Mar 1997 00:00

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In message <01bc33e1$e07d56a0$208a92d0@server.bit-net.com> - "Emerald"
<info@emerald-computing.com> writes:

:> In fact, this entire message has been the clever brain-child of Andy, Head
:> of Marketing for Emerald Business Systems. Emerald is a value-added

If this message is any evidence, either Andy or his mother should have
had an abortion.

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Floyd Drennon <fdrennon@pobox.com>
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