🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <1993Jan6.215523.11278@nntpd.lkg.dec.com>, wild@tle.enet.dec.com (Joe Wild) writes:
|>   Subject: Questionnaire about Fortran
|>
|>	The Fortran team at Digital Equipment Corporation is 
|>   developing Fortran for the Windows NT operating system. You can help us 
|>   try to meet your Fortran needs by completing this 66-question survey.
|>
|>	Each person who responds electronically on or before January 12 will 
|>   receive an electronic copy of "Zen and the Art of the Internet" by Brendan 
|>   P. Kehoe as a token of our appreciation.

Come on! Think something better!!! We all have it already, and anyway, getting it
is much less work than filling the questionnaire!!!
Hints:
* 1% additional discount on all purchases for the next 3 years
* a PDP11/70 to put in the kitchen to fry eggs
* a VMS shell for IBM RS/6k 
* one night on the net alone with a 200Mhz alpha
* a paper copy of the "Zen" guide, but without the guide actually printed
  on it                        :-)
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Furio Ercolessi
Materials Research Laboratory           |   Intl School for Advanced Studies
Univ. of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign   |   Trieste, Italy
furio@uiuc.edu                          |   furio@sissa.it