Re: How to improve my sex-appeal with Java-programs ???

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From: Andrew Thompson
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:26

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Eliot Coweye wrote:

> Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
> balls. This is bad and painful.
> 
> So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
> program?

Perhaps program yourself a simulated girl.
It won't get you anywhere near real women, ..but
you may have to settle for a simulation.

-- 
Andrew Thompson
physci, javasaver, 1point1c, lensescapes - athompson.info/andrew
Currently accepting short and long term contracts - on Earth.

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