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Article #507Re: How to improve my sex-appeal with Java-programs ???
From: Thomas Hawtin
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:02
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:02
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megagurka wrote:
> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>
>>Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>>balls. This is bad and painful.
*me too*
Perhaps my opening line ("Do you use computers much?") doesn't help.
>>So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
>>program?
>
>
> Try using 'long'.
A friend who dabbled in Java preferred arrays of short volatile
women[1], but they seem to be transient.
Anon.
[1] Technically incorrect, for the geeks.
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