Re: How to improve my sex-appeal with Java-programs ???

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From: Rhino
Date: Fri, 25 Nov 2005 16:55

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"Thomas Hawtin" <usenet@tackline.plus.com> wrote in message 
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> megagurka wrote:
>> Eliot Coweye wrote:
>>
>>>Everytime I approach a girl, she'll just say "nerd" and kick me into my
>>>balls. This is bad and painful.
>
> *me too*
>
> Perhaps my opening line ("Do you use computers much?") doesn't help.
>
>>>So please tell me, HOW can I improve my sex-appeal with a good Java
>>>program?
>>
>>
>> Try using 'long'.
>
> A friend who dabbled in Java preferred arrays of short volatile women[1], 
> but they seem to be transient.
>
To quote Woody Allen, "You say that like it's a negative thing..." :-)

Rhino

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