🚀 go-pugleaf

RetroBBS NetNews Server

Inspired by RockSolid Light RIP Retro Guy

Article View: comp.lang.java.programmer
Article #537

Re: Java is EVIL, it's the programming language of SATAN ! ! !

#537
From: John C. Bollinger
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 16:06
43 lines
2899 bytes
Karl-Hugo Weesberg wrote:

> Java is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
> souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
> 
> If you like Java, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
> 
> So stop using it now to save your soul.
> 
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent Armageddon.
> 
> Java is evil, using it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Java.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
> 
> Java = programming language written by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen in 666 minutes ! ! !

Trolling is GOOD, it's the work of Lala, the yellow Teletubbie, made to 
collect your soul and turn you into a brainless, but blissful, couch potato.

If you like trolling you will lose your sense of good taste in 
children's television programming, which will be of great comfort to you 
these days and in days to come.  Brightly colored, linguistically 
challenged cyborgs will cavort before your glazed eyes all the days of 
your life.  If you troll really well you might even be granted a glimpse 
of "Boobah".

Keep trolling in hope of eternal, senseless, buttock-numbing bliss.

Or you might be forced to take your medication.

Trolling is good, doing it is even better than watching "Elmo's World". 
    Only articulate, literate, or tactful people dislike trolling, and 
articulate, literate, and tactful people would never watch "Brum".

Trolling = Usenet activity designed by Barney on the back of a napkin in 
7 seconds! ! ! ! ! ! !


JCB
Technical Details
Message-ID: <clj8ad$9vl$1@hood.uits.indiana.edu>
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!newshub.sdsu.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!news.indiana.edu!not-for-mail
References: <7666ed5f.0410241535.5c329ddf@posting.google.com>

Show Full Headers
Complete Article Headers
X-Google-Thread: 10a146,195bb46ec0ebeeea
X-Google-Thread: f4f6f,195bb46ec0ebeeea
X-Google-Attributes: gid10a146,gidf4f6f,public
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!newshub.sdsu.edu!logbridge.uoregon.edu!news.indiana.edu!not-for-mail
From: "John C. Bollinger" <jobollin@indiana.edu>
Newsgroups: comp.lang.java.programmer,can.uucp
Subject: Re: Java is EVIL, it's the programming language of SATAN ! ! !
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 11:06:37 -0500
Organization: Indiana University
Lines: 43
Message-ID: <clj8ad$9vl$1@hood.uits.indiana.edu>
References: <7666ed5f.0410241535.5c329ddf@posting.google.com>
NNTP-Posting-Host: bl-chem-iumsc32.chem.indiana.edu
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii; format=flowed
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-Trace: hood.uits.indiana.edu 1098720397 10229 129.79.85.32 (25 Oct 2004 16:06:37 GMT)
X-Complaints-To: news-admin@indiana.edu
NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 25 Oct 2004 16:06:37 +0000 (UTC)
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.0; en-US; rv:1.6) Gecko/20040113
X-Accept-Language: en-us, en
In-Reply-To: <7666ed5f.0410241535.5c329ddf@posting.google.com>