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Started by Roger Rowlett
Fri, 08 Dec 1995 00:00
Re: JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: Roger Rowlett
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 1995 00:00
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browsers.misc,comp.infosystems.www.browsers.ms-windows,alt.www.hotjava,comp.lang.java,alt.fan.roger.david.carasso Followup-To: comp.lang.java,comp.sys.sinclair,rec.humor,talk.bizarre,best.www,comp.infosystems.www.misc,alt.culture.www,comp.infosystems.www.authoring.misc,comp.infosystems.www.users,alt.www.hotjava,comp.infosystems.www.authoring.misc,comp.infosystems.www .browsers.misc,comp.infosystems.www.browsers.ms-windows,alt.www.hotjava,comp.lang.java,alt.fan.roger.david.carasso References: <4a78cm$636@shellx.best.com> Distribution: Roger David Carasso (rdc@shellx.best.com) wrote: : A side by side comparison of Java versus a Times Sinclair Emulator. : You be the judge. This was a hilarious post. If you're annoyed at Word taking more than a minute to load, wait until you have to log on, hope your host is up and not busy, and wait for your miracle word processor to download, and then make sure you typed your document with no mistakes as you can't save it. Did I just wake up and computer revolution never occurred? Everybody is all hot and bothered over a "revolutionary language" that now can do little more than play tic tac toe. What's the next advance? Pong?
Re: JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: the reverse-psychology major
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Fri, 08 Dec 1995 00:00
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dear 'rawjah'; the subject line of your post is wrong. everyone knows THAT JAVA IS A CUP OF COFFEE!!! IN GUESS YOU'RE NOT IN THE SET OF 'EVERYONE'!!! THIS CUMS AS NO SUPRIZE TO ME! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE *SPECIAL*. IF YOUR OFFSPRING IS A BOY IT WILL HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THAN YOU!!! IF YOUR OFFSPRING IS A GURL IT WILL HAVE A BIGGER PENIS THAN YOU!! YOU ARE A LUSER!! affectionately; beelzibub -- this is my .sig. it's one of the best .sig's on the 'net'. i know what you're thinking: 'did he post 5 or 6 articles'? to tell you the truth i kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question: 'is it true?' huh, is it punk? come on, go for it. make my breakfast.
Re: JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: Paul C. Bryan
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 00:00
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On 8 Dec 1995 08:19:15 GMT, dipper@metric.inch.com (Roger Rowlett) wrote: >Did I just wake up and computer revolution never occurred? Everybody is >all hot and bothered over a "revolutionary language" that now can do little >more than play tic tac toe. What's the next advance? Pong? Hmmm. Maybe you're right and "everybody" else is wrong. Maybe all Java will do is play tic tac toe. Yes, you're right. There's absolutely no potential for Java. Let's all just jump off the bandwagon, because you have decided that everyone else is all hot and bothered about nothing significant at all. Paul C. Bryan <pcb@direct.ca>
Re: JAVA IS (not) THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: Alan W. Hensel
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Sat, 09 Dec 1995 00:00
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Paul C. Bryan wrote: > > On 8 Dec 1995 08:19:15 GMT, dipper@metric.inch.com (Roger Rowlett) > wrote: > > >Did I just wake up and computer revolution never occurred? Everybody is > >all hot and bothered over a "revolutionary language" that now can do little > >more than play tic tac toe. What's the next advance? Pong? Last time I checked, software development was STILL a time-consuming process. Just wait for Borland Java and Microsoft Visual Java (?!). And then, with better caching methods over the net, and cable modems, bigger and/or better programs should follow. Yes, you just woke up, but you called the day a failure before breakfast. -Alan Hensel alanh@digital.net
Re: JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: rfrich19
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Tue, 19 Dec 1995 00:00
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>Did I just wake up and computer revolution never occurred? Everybody is >all hot and bothered over a "revolutionary language" that now can do little >more than play tic tac toe. What's the next advance? Pong? > > Would you like a copy? ;) Rafael F. Richard rfrich19@starnetinc.com
Re: JAVA IS THE TIMEX SINCLAIR EMULATOR OF THE 90's.
Author: James Fidell
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 1995 00:00
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 1995 00:00
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In article <4b6d1f$dbn@news.ais.net>,
rfrich@starnetinc.com (rfrich19) writes:
>
>>Did I just wake up and computer revolution never occurred? Everybody
>>is all hot and bothered over a "revolutionary language" that now can
>>do little more than play tic tac toe. What's the next advance? Pong?
>
> Would you like a copy? ;)
Have a look at this one :
http://www.csd.uu.se/~alexb/
James.
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