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why would i want another god, i am happy being god all by myself.
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> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
>
> This is the most important question of your life.
>
> The question is: Are you saved?
>
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
>
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
>
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
>
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
> on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
>
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
>
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave Jesus rose from the dead as Jesus said
> would happen before Jesus died.
>
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
>
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
>
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
>
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
>
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
>
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
>
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>
>
>
>
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
>
>
> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
>
> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
>
> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
>
>
>
>
> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>
>
> Free Jesus Videos
> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>
> Free Lovely Video
> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>
> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>
> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>
> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>
> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>
> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>
> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>
> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
>
>
>
>
>
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Taoism                      Shit happens.
Hinduism                  This shit has happened before
Confucianism            Confucius say: "shit happens"
Zen                            What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam:                         If shit happens, it is the will of
Allah.
Protestantism             Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism                If shit happens, I deserve it.
Buddhism                   It is only an illusion of shit happening.
Judaism                      Why does shit always happen to me?
Jehovah's Witnesses   Knock, knock: "shit happens"
Atheism                      There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism                Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Televangelism            Send money or shit will happen to you!
Paganism                    The Goddess is the shit!
Rastafarian                  Smoke that shit!



Ron4512400@yahoo.com wrote:
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> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
>
> This is the most important question of your life.
>
> The question is: Are you saved?
>
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
>
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
>
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
>
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
>  on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
>
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
>
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave Jesus rose from the dead as Jesus said
> would happen before Jesus died.
>
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
>
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
>
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
>
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
>
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
>
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
>
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>
>
>
>
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
>
>
> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
>
> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
>
> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
>
>
>
>
> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>
>
> Free Jesus Videos
> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>
> Free Lovely Video
> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>
> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>
> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>
> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>
> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>
> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>
> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>
> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
>
>
>
>
>
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Ted shuffled out of his cave and grunted these great (and sometimes not 
so great) words of knowledge:
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> 
> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
> 
> 
> 
> This is the most important question of your life.
> 
> The question is: Are you saved?
> 
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
> 
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
> 
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
> 
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
> 
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
> 
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
> 
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
> 
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
>  on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
> 
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
> 
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
> 
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave Jesus rose from the dead as Jesus said
> would happen before Jesus died.
> 
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
> 
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
> 
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
> 
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
> 
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
> 
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
> 
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
> 
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
> 
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
> 
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
> 
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
> 
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
> 
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
> 
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
> 
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
> 
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
> 
> 
> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
> 
> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
> 
> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
> 
> 
> Free Jesus Videos
> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
> 
> Free Lovely Video
> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
> 
> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
> 
> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
> 
> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
> 
> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
> 
> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
> 
> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
> 
> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
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Ron4512400@yahoo.com wrote:
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> THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION OF YOUR LIFE
>
>
>
> This is the most important question of your life.
>
> The question is: Are you saved?

I have some frozen sperm in several sperm banks- that oughta do it.
<smirk> Hey, are you a friend of James Tennant from Logos? -woodstock-
>
> It is not a question of how good you are, nor if you
> are a church member, but are you saved?
>
> Are you sure you will go to Heaven when you die?
>
> The reason some people don't know for sure if they are
> going to Heaven when they die is because they just
> don't know.
>
> The good news is that you can know for sure that you
> are going to Heaven.
>
> The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place
> with no death, sorrow, sickness or pain.
>
> God tells us in the Holy Bible how simple it is to be
> saved so that we can live forever with Him in Heaven.
>
> "For if you confess with your mouth Jesus is Lord and
> believe in your heart that God raised Him from the
> dead, you will be saved." (Romans 10:9)
>
> Over 2000 years ago God came from Heaven to earth in
> the person of Jesus Christ to shed His blood and die
>  on a cross to pay our sin debt in full.
>
> Jesus Christ was born in Israel supernaturally to a
> virgin Jewish woman named Mary and lived a sinless
> life for thirty-three years.
>
> At the age of thirty-three Jesus was scourged and
> had a crown of thorns pressed onto His head then
> Jesus was crucified.
>
> Three days after Jesus died on a cross and was placed
> in a grave Jesus rose from the dead as Jesus said
> would happen before Jesus died.
>
> If someone tells you that they are going to die
> and then three days later come back to life and it
> actually happens then this person must be the real deal.
>
> Jesus Christ is the only person that ever lived a
> perfect sinless life.
>
> This is why Jesus is able to cover our sins(misdeeds)
> with His own blood because Jesus is sinless.
>
> The Holy Bible says, "In Him(Jesus) we have redemption
> through His blood, the forgiveness of sins..."
> (Ephesians 1:7)
>
> If you would like God to forgive you of your past,
> present and future sins just ask Jesus Christ to be
> your Lord and Saviour.
>
> It doesn't matter how old you are or how many bad
> things that you have done in your life including
> lying and stealing all the way up to murder.
>
> Just pray the prayer below with your mouth and mean it
> from your heart and God will hear you and save you.
>
> Dear Jesus Christ, I want to be saved so that I can
> have a home in Heaven with You when I die. I agree
> with You that I am a sinner. I believe that You love
> me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and
> died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins and
> that You rose from the dead. Please forgive my sins
> and come into my heart and be my Lord and Saviour.
> Thanks Lord Jesus Christ for forgiving me and saving
> me through Your merciful grace. Amen.
>
> Welcome to the family of God if you just allowed God
> to save you.
>
> Now you are a real Christian and you can know for sure
> that you will live in Heaven forever when this life
> comes to an end.
>
> As a child of God we are to avoid sin(wrongdoing), but
> if you do sin the Holy Bible says, "My dear children,
> I write this to you so that you will not sin. But if
> anybody does sin, we have one who speaks to the Father
> in our defense Jesus Christ, the Righteous One."
>
> Those of you that have not yet decided to place your
> trust in the Lord Jesus Christ may never get another
> chance to do so because you do not know when you will die.
>
> Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life: no one
> can come to the Father(God)(in Heaven), but by me."
> (John 14:6)
>
> This means that if you die without trusting in Jesus Christ
> as your Lord and Saviour you will die in your sins and be
> forever separated from the love of God in a place called Hell.
>
> The Holy Bible descibes Hell as a place of eternal
> torment, suffering, pain and agony for all those who
> have rejected Jesus Christ.
>
> The good news is that you can avoid Hell by allowing
> Jesus Christ to save you today. Only then will you
> have true peace in your life knowing that no matter
> what happens you are on your way to Heaven.
>
>
>
>
> Praise the Lord!
> Servant of the Lord Jesus Christ
> Ronald L. Grossi
>
>
> * Show this to your family and friends so they can also be saved.
>
> * This message may get deleted so you may want to print a copy.
>
> * Just press the [Ctrl][P] keys on your keyboard to print this page.
>
>
>
>
> [Please Visit These Excellent Websites]
>
>
> Free Jesus Videos
> http://www.jesusvideo.org/videos/index.php
>
> Free Lovely Video
> http://fathersloveletter.com/fllpreviewlarge.html
>
> Free Movie: To Hell and Back
> http://www.tbn.org/index.php/8/1.html
>
> Other Languages
> http://www.godssimpleplan.org/gsps.html
>
> The Passion Of The Christ
> http://www.thepassionofthechrist.com
>
> Beware Of Cults
> http://www.carm.org/cults/cult_list.htm
>
> About Hell
> http://www.equip.org/free/DH198.htm
>
> Is Jesus God?
> http://www.powertochange.com/questions/qna2.html
>
> Free Online Bible
> http://www.biblegateway.com
>
>
>
>
>
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"Ted Campanelli" <tcamp@grumpyoldmen.com> wrote in message
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Grossi spams there also !

BTW:  Please *Never* quote spam

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