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>    >                                                         How do I
>    >dynamically allocate function objects in C??
>
>    Huh?  How do you dynamically allocate NON-function objects in C??
>    Answer: you use a library routine called malloc.  So, all you need is a
>    routine called "falloc" in your library...
>
>    While the implementation of falloc clearly can't be portable, the same
>    holds for malloc.

Oh come on, this is silly.  Besides the fact that it probably is in fact
possible to write malloc() in C if you are on a Unix machine (ie, you have
sbrk) despite handwaving about illegal pointer comparisons, there is a big
difference here.  The definition of malloc() is indeed portable - all standard
C's have a malloc() with the same semantics.  And the language defines a means
for you to put data into the newly allocated memory.  Neither of these is true
for "falloc" - there is no standard definition for such a routine, and even if
you wrote one, there is no way to compile code into falloc()'ed space.