🚀 go-pugleaf

Avoid the controlling brainwaves.....wrap aluminum foil around your head to
ward off the vicious government rays penetrating your soft skull.  I
reccoment the heavier guages of a well known brand, since some cheaper
brands don't have the radiation deflecting capacity of the good stuff.
Holding a wad of it in your mouth at the same time prevents stray rays from
penetrating the roof of your mouth and entering your swollen, glistening
brain, forcing you to DO things for THEM.  Lining the walls of your house
with foil will not only give you a fantastic futuristic domicile, but will
allow you to remove your foil cap and mouth ball in your home without fear
of government brain signal domination.  And guys, the foil cup is a must to
prevent government access to your testes, because we know that is really all
they are after:  control of your testicles.  Fight the good fight, you crazy
bastards!