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Re: Recent Secret Government Experiments Killing People!!!

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From: root.noharvest. -
Date: Sat, 25 Jul 1998 00:00
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blowclinton@my-dejanews.com Said this:

>Okay...
>
>A friend of mine, whose identity must remain anonymous has agreed for me to
>let everyone know what she has seen.
>
>
>---------
>
>
>Remember the SR-71, created and operational in the 1950's and de-classified
>in the 1990's???  In 1950, conventional science and technology could never
>have designed the SR-71, yet a SUPER SECRET facility out in the Nevada desert
>was it's birthplace.  This technology in 1950, quote "did not exist" unquote.
> Any sighting of the SR-71 was excused as fantasy and the product of
>hallucinations.

Okay, so we try to establish credibility here, by trying to use the
"if they deny it exists, then it most definitely must exist" defense.

>
>The computer is highly classified and is being used by researchers involved
>with the study of "NON LETHAL WEAPONRY".  Please do not let the term "non-
>lethal" fool you.  This technology is highly lethal.
>
>It is funded by the I.R.S. and funneled through to the United Nations.
>Russian, British and American Scientists have worked years to bring this
>project to fruition.  Churches have been heavily involved with the
>development of this weaponry since they feel they could become a target as
>well.  The computer made it's debut in 1991, right after the Gulf War when

<snip>

This is a very bad first attempt at fiction.  None of what you said
here is even connected.  First, it's the IRS, then it's the UN, then
it's the churches, now it's some grad student, and then it's just some
alien technology.   

Your thoughts are not logically structured, the concepts you present
don't ever quite make any sense.

Go back to the drawing board and try harder at concocting a more
convincing story.  And stop taking LSD, while it certainly isn't an
entirely harmful substance, it does cause a certain disconnection from
reality.
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Subject: Re: Recent Secret Government Experiments Killing People!!!
Date: 1998/07/25
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