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NEED MONEY----> TRY THIS

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From: Max Johnson
Date: Fri, 07 Jun 1996 00:00
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Newsgroups: rec.games.misc
Subject: $$$$$$$$
From: iceman2@commonlink.com (Bryan Walker)
Date: 04 Jun 1996 14:35:57 GMT

INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please
add my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this
money making system and thus making it completely legal.  You are
not just randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one
dollar for a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name
and address.  I assure you that,  again,  this is completely
legal!  For a neat little twist, also write what slot their name
was in:  "You were in slot 3", just to add a little fun!  This is
all about having fun and making money at the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill, (no checks
or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its
way to the five people listed.  The folding of the paper around
the bill will ensure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS
IMPORTANT!!  (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail delivery person
may see what's inside and start helping himself to all the
thousands of envelopes arriving!)

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX.  Look at the list of five people;  remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
one slot on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be 3, 5 will be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file sections as possible.  Give
a catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as:
"NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR
DEBTS??",  etc.  And the more uploads, the more money you will
make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND
BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING
SYSTEM!!!  You'll reap the benefits, believe me!!! Set a goal for
the number of total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings
or more!  Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE encode the
file when uploading,  that will make it easier for the people to
receive it and have it downloaded to their hard drive.  That way
they get a copy of the article right on their computer without
hassles of viewing and then saving the article from the File menu.
DON'T ALTER THE FILE TYPE, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The
best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's
Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95.  (Do NOT use
the WordWrap option.  It will screw the margins up!) If the margins
look right without making the screen slide left or right when at
the ends of the sentences, you're in business!

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,
tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
help or look in the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for
GNN, you simply select 'POST' then enter a catchy description
under the subject box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT
'TXT', then choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
text file, i.e. CASH.TXT, and click on it and choose 'OK'.  Place
a one line statement in the main body section of the message post
screen. Something like "Download this to read how to get cash
arriving in your mailbox with no paybacks!" or whatever.  Just
make sure it represents its true feasibility, NOT something
like... "Get one million dollars flooding in your mailbox in two
days!"  You'll never get ANY responses!

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget.
ENJOY LIFE!

8.  Now when you get low on this money supply,  simply re-activate
this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you
originally posted and possibly some new places you now know of.
Don't ever lose this file, always keep a copy at your reach for
when you ever need cash.  THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN
ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!


******************************************************************
******************************************************************
THE NAMES LIST       THE NAMES LIST      THE NAME LIST
******************************************************************
*     HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!


*
*  
*
* 1.  Christopher Thompson
*     23 Haslewood Road
*     Newton Aycliffe
*     County Durham
*     England (UK)
*     DL5 4XF
*
* 2.  Eric Volkert
*     5200 Creasy Springs Road
*     Columbia, MO 65202
*
* 3. John Wofford
*     4141 Will Rogers Dr.
*     San Jose, Ca. 95117
*
* 4.  omm'A Givens
*     316 west 3rd Street
*     Aberdeen Wa 98520
*
* 5.  Bryan L. Walker
			 1173 Praireview Drive  #73306
				West Des Moines,  Iowa  50266
 ******************************************************************




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From: ogivens@ucla.edu (Max Johnson)
Subject: NEED MONEY----> TRY THIS
Date: 1996/06/07
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