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In article <steiner.1147926363C@nntp.claris.com> Michelle Anne Steiner
(Euthanasia Poster Child) writes:

> FYI, MR. Miller rarely, if ever, has anything worthwhile to contribute
> to discussions; he hangs around alt.peeves, and takes pot shots at 
> anyone who happens to drop by.

> He probably thinks that he's being britty and williant [sic], but as 
> we cal all see, he's just a waster of time and bandwidth.


So have they lopped off your weiner yet, Steiner?  Or are you
still at the stage where you're putting on your mother's makeup 
and standing for hours in front of the bathroom mirror, naked and
giggling, with your courting tackle tucked between your thighs?

For the benefit of anoyone who doesn't know about "Michelle Anne"
(nee Mike) Steiner, he has a dirty little secret.  You see, he's
not actually a woman at all, but one of those individuals known 
to medical science as a "he-bitch."  He'd probably tell you that
he's "a woman trapped in a man's body," or some such rot.  That
would explain his chronically bitchy persona; he's simply trying
too hard to get the PMS part down.  

When you finally do have the operation, Steiner, maybe they'll
let you keep your dick.  After all, I'm sure that even the
surgeon will sense how symbolic it is of your personality.
Just be sure to bring your own jar -- medical costs being what
they are these days, I'm sure the hospital would overcharge you
for one of theirs.  A baby food jar should suffice in your case.

If you're still in the transitional stage, however, perhaps you
could supplement your income by acting in a few of those "she-male"
videos that they sell in adult bookstores.  Maybe the producers
could arrange for a voice-over if any of the roles required someone
with a discernable personality.  

Once you've become a woman, at least in the morphological sense,
*then* will you suck cock?  Do keep us posted.



Geoff

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