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Funny Story

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From: G-Byte
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 00:00
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READ THIS MESSAGE AND PASS IT ON....
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on
the
second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He
thinks
nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Rabbit. 9 Iron"
The
man
looks around and doesn't see anyone. "Rabbit. 9 Iron." He  looks at
the
frog
and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and
grabs
a 9
iron. Boom!  he hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says
to
the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"  The
frog
reply's "Rabbit. Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with
him
to
the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Rabbit. 3
wood."
The
guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom!  Hole in one. The man is befuddled
and
doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the
best
game of golf in his life and asks the frog,"OK where to next?" The
frog
reply, "Rabbit. Las Vegas." They go to "Las Vegas and the guy says,
"OK
frog, now what?" The frog says, "Rabbit Roulette." Upon approaching
the
roulette table, the man asks, " What do you think I should bet?" The
frog
replies, "Rabbit.$3000,black 6."  Now, this is a million-to-one shot
to
win,
but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of
cash
comes sliding back across them table. The man takes his winnings and
buys
the best room in the
 hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay
you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog
replies, "Rabbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the
frog
did
for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a
gorgeous15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl
 ended up in my room."

 The origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to
everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad 
luck.
Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to five
other
newsgroups to whom you wish good luck. You will see that something
good
happens to you four MINUTES from now if the chain is not broken. You
will
receive good luck in four minutes.


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Chad Bertrand
a.k.a GigantiByte (G-Byte)

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From: Gigantibyte@*NOSPAM*hotmail.com (G-Byte)
Subject: Funny Story
Date: 1997/11/14
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