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OT:[Humor] Top Ten Signs You Need to Spend More Time Away From Your Desk

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From: Phaeton
Date: Thu, 17 May 2007 09:06
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Number 10:
"Exercise" has come to mean rolling your neck and focusing your eyes on 
distant objects.

Number 9:
Strange discolourations have appeared where your arms rest on your chair and desk.

Number 8:
Friends no longer bother calling your mobile, they skype you.

Number 7:
You have RSI in BOTH arms.

Number 6:
You spend more hours in your desk chair than not - this has resulted in a 
posture that
resembles early humans.

Number 5:
When you've finished a long day of work you: watch TV on your computer,
play Second Life or read your favourite blogs.

Number 4:
You fear taking a day off because you might fall behind with your list of 
daily RSS reads.

Number 3:
You wake up in the night from dreams where you were using your computer to do the
same tasks you do when you are awake.

Number 2:
After switching desktop backgrounds, you have been heard to remark
"A change is as good as a holiday"     ( no, no it isn't. )

And the number one sign you need to spend more time away from your desk :
You no longer like meals that require both a knife and fork because then you can't
use your mouse while eating !



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