🚀 go-pugleaf

Get a few thousand t-shirts printed up saying "JF Mezei Trolled My Newsgroup And
All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt".  Sell them for $19.95 (get them made cheap in
some shithole like Malaysia or China or Montreal).  With as many newsgroups as
this motherfucker trolls you'll make a fortune!

For added appeal, print a different one of his many trolling aliases below on
each shirt, or one of his favorite sayings, like "Cars Are Evil" or "Bush Is A
Dictator" or "The USA Is A Police State" etc.

Popped Cherry <P.Cherry@anatomy.org>
Conspiracy Theory <conspiracy@theory.org>
nobody <nobody@nobody.com>
Lou Raccoon <L.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Flapping Labias <flabia@anatomy.org>
Throbbing vulva <t.vulva@anatomy.org>
Twin Gonads <two@gonads.com>
Loose Scrotum <l.scrotum@anatomy.org>
Raised Organ <R.Organ@anatomy.org>
Monica Lewinski <billclinton@westchester.com>
Deep Fried Foreskin <dff@mcdonalds.com>
Aroma of Smegma <aroma@chanel.org>
Wet fart <w.Fart@smell.org>
Pubic dandruff <P.dandruff@anatomy.org>
Voluptuous Nipple <V.nipple@anatomy.org>
Inserted Finger <I.Finger@anatomy.org>
Pubic Nair <shaved@anatomy.org>
Flatulent Meatus <F.Meatus@anatomy.org>
Lihk Mhygroin <L.MyGroin@anatomy.org>
Pre Khum <P.Khum@anatomy.org>
Phi Mosis <Phi.Mosis@anatomy.org>
Bal Anatis <Bal.Anatis@anatomy.org>
Fren Ullum <F.Ullum@anatomy.org>
Ivanna Getlaid <I.Getlaid@onani.org>
Ivanna Wankalot <I.Wankalot@onani.org>
Ivanna Umpalot <Humpalot@drevil.com>
Wan Tnoneofit <W.Tnoneofit@weirdnames.org>
Wan Itbad <W.Itbad@inneed.org>
Wan Towank <W.ToWank@anatomy.org>
Wan Tolik <w.tolik@anatomy.org>
Testos Terone <t.terone@anatomy.org>
Upper Gonad <U.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Right Gonad <R.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Left Gonad <L.Gonad@anatomy.org>
Tyson's Glands <Tyson.G@anatomy.org>
Nose Hair <n.hair@anatomy.org>
Coronal Sulcus <C.Sulcus@anatomy.org>
Corpus Cavernus <manhood@anatomy.org>
Armpit moisture <armpit@anatomy.org>
Onani Room <onani@hotels.com>
Arnie's Banana <weiner@terminator.com>
Raised eyebrows <r.eyebrows@anatomy.org>
Vas Deferens <V.deferens@anatomy.org>
Naked Canuck <N.canuck@naturists.org>
Arni's socks <Smelly.Socks@arnold.org>
Notable Exception <N.exception@untied.com>
Unpopped Cherry <U.Cherry@anatomy.org>
Tatooed Ovaries <T.Ovaries@anatomy.org>
Pierced eyelid <p.eyelid@piercings.org>
Limp Tomato <limp.tomato@vegetables.org>
Eggplant Earrings <e.earrings@piercings.org>
Banana Underpants <B.Underpants@hillfiger.org>
Naval Lint <navel@lint.mil>
Ingrown Toenail <i.toenail@anatomy.org>
Empty Stomach <E.Stomach@anatomy.org>
Full Stomach <f.stomach@anatomy.org>
Smelly Cat <S.Cat@friends.nbc.com>
Torn Ligament <T.Ligament@anatomy.org>
Art Tistic <A.Tistic@modern.museum>
Furry Raccoon <F.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Wet Racoon <W.Racoon@wildnerness.org>
Mad Racoon <M.Racoon@wildlife.org>
Lazy Racoon <L.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Eaten Racoon <E.Raccoon@mcdonalds.com>
Happy Raccoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Sleeping Racoon <S.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Hungry Racoon <H.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Horny Raccoon <H.Racoon@fauna.org>
Smart Raccoon <S.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
George W Raccoon <GW.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Ronald McRaccoon <r.raccoon@wilderness.org>
Thirsty Raccoon <T.Raccoon@wilderness.org>
Johnny Raccoon <J.Racoon@wilderness.org>
Oshi Santo <O.Santo@nx01.starfleet.org>
Oishi Chinko <O.Chinko@nx01.starfleet.org>
T.Yellow <T.Yellow@nowhere.com>
Q <queue@continuum.net>
Borg Queen <1of1@borg.org>
Ronald Wilkerson <wilkersonr@sympatico.ca>
John Balterman <j.balterman@sympatico.ca>