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Started by zeus
Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:33
A Parable of our times, The three little Pigs
Author: zeus
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:33
Date: Mon, 23 Nov 1992 14:33
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A Parable. Once upon there were there were three little pigs who following the dictates of the narrative built three houses of straw, wood and brick. All were fully aware of the dangers of canine predation and took security measures accordingly. The brick house Pig was a government contractor who decided that the only safe way to live was to build a thick brick wall with no doors or windows and a steel roof. Testing this against a three megatonne huffer and puffer he was confident against attack by all pig eating wolves in the neighborhood. Having less money the straw and wood house Pigs had to work for a living. They thus had to have doors and windows but used a clever method of tightly interwoven strands which prevented attack if done properly. The straw house pig was so proud of his that he had the outside painted in a clear varnish so that everyone could see how beuatiful it was. He also had an old wood burning stove from an old farm cottage installed together with an old oak dresser in which he stored his boxes of high fibre Muselli. The Wood house Pig was rather more practical and had the tightly woven strands painted in thick black tar. "You never know, it may do some good" he said, "and the nice thing about tar is that if the wolf comes and tries to tamper with it I might just spot a paw print or something". Straw house pig was very upset by this and taunted wood house pig about relying on "security through obscurity". Wood house pig could not understand the fuss that straw house pig made. After all if anybody did ever figure out a way of undoing tightly woven strands at least he had his tar to fall back on, and if someone started unpicking the tar they would have to be quite carefull if he wasn't going to spot them doing it. When the big bad wolf came along it turned out that he was not as expected the grey Wolf commonly seen in those parts but a brown one. Having studdied the behaviour of Porcus Mensae (Housebuilding Pigs) he was familliar with the principle of tightly interwoven strands and knew it to be a formidible defense. He also knew that the Pigs had subcontracted the housebuilding to some of the local villagers who were not always carefull about the way in which they wove the strands. Because the straw house pig was so proud of his achievements and displayed the intricate weftwork for all to see the Wolf quickly spotted a crucial flaw in the construction and began his huffing and puffing routine. After the house had been huffed and puffed down and the straw house pig had run off to the wooden house the Wolf surveyed the Wooden house. Because the weft work was coated with sticky tar it was very hard to see the pattern of the weave and spot the weak point. Undaunted the Wolf appeared at the door dressed as a pig "Hello I'm brick house pig, the Wolf has blasted the side of my house away with a thermonuclear device, can I come in?" Wood and Stwaw house pig were so pleased that their efforts had been more successfull than brick house pig that they opened the door to be greeted by the Wolf. Banging on the door of Brick house pig, Straw and Wood house pig shouted, "Please let us in, he's going to eat us". Brick house pig was however on holiday in the South of France at the time and so didn't see Straw and Wood house pig being roasted alive on his doorstep. Dismissing simple security precautions because of an ideological beleifis plan stupid. Computers should be as secure as possible when supplied. If the machine breaks down, it is the vendors fault. If the machine is broken into using an attack which has been known for a long time an that the user has not been warned about it is the manufacturers fault. UNIX vendors are simply *NOT* going to sell their systems unless they shape up. As supplied UNIX is insecure. It is not the customers responsibility to patch an operating system for such obvious flaws. The Password File should always be protected from unauthorized access. System accounts should always have two passwords. Passwords should be checked against a dictionary. Default accounts with system privilleges should be disabled.
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