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Article #23551Re: IBM CORPORATE LOSS
From: Warwick Allison
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:01
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 02:01
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neil@cs.hw.ac.uk (Neil Forsyth) writes: > "IBM has so many employees worldwide that if they were all in one > place and that place was called a country then it would be the fifth > largest country in the world." > "IBM has so much money in the bank that the interest alone can pay > those peoples wages such that they could stop making computers > tomorrow and still keep everyone in a job if they had a mind to." China = 1000M India = 866M USA = 252M [CIS excluded - it's a collection of countries] Indonesia = 193M Brazil = 155M So, let's say IBM has at LEAST 156M employees. (though I've probably missed some other HUGE country somewhere, like Australia :-]) Now let's pay them all the EXTREMELY pitiful wage of $1600 per year. Now, let's say we get 25% interest on IBM's cash in the bank. Tell me where I can do that well!!! So, IBM must have 4*156000000*1600 dollars. ie. ONE ENGLISH BILLION DOLLARS, just sitting in the bank. >I dunno how true these statements are but even if there is some truth in them >then I doubt that the financial loss will hurt them much. No truth whatsoever. >A friend of mine was told these 'facts' at his employee induction course with >a clone manufacturer. Tee hee, those clone manufacturers probably use the new 100000MHZ chip, too... Here's an equivalent argument: "I heard Atari has $10,000,000,000,000,000. Even if that is only 0.001% true, that's $100,000,000,000, and let's face it, 0.001% is very much!" -- Warwick _-_|\ warwick@cs.uq.oz.au |||||| AMS = GNUized | / * <-- Computer Science Department, |||||| Atari Machine-Specific | \_.-._/ University of Queensland, _// || \\_ C++ game library | _____ v ____ Brisbane, Australia. ______ |_/ || \_| ________________________|
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Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!sparky!uunet!charon.amdahl.com!pacbell.com!decwrl!elroy.jpl.nasa.gov!sdd.hp.com!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!rpi!batcomputer!munnari.oz.au!bunyip.cc.uq.oz.au!uqcspe!cs.uq.oz.au!warwick From: warwick@cs.uq.oz.au (Warwick Allison) Newsgroups: comp.sys.atari.st Subject: Re: IBM CORPORATE LOSS Message-ID: <11849@uqcspe.cs.uq.oz.au> Date: 27 Jan 93 02:01:46 GMT References: <C15nCD.F4@newcastle.ac.uk> <1993Jan25.092554.26383@cs.hw.ac.uk> Sender: news@cs.uq.oz.au Reply-To: warwick@cs.uq.oz.au Lines: 49