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> In article <56354JJL101@PSUVM>, JJL101@PSUVM.BITNET (J.J. Lehett) writes:
> > 
> >       I hope nobody flames this, as I am not sure if this is an acceptable
> > post here - but i cannot seem to get the info I want elsewhere.  I am
> > very badly in need of a spells list and maps if possible to Dungeon Master.
> > Would some soul out there care to mail these to me?
> >                       Thanks in advance!
> >                              J.J.

It was at this point that I shoved both feet into my mouth:

> Translation: Could someone tell me how to use my pirated copy of
> Dungeon Master?
> [Etc., etc., etc.]

OK, OK, OK. I blew it, plain and simple.

I keyed on J.J.'s first sentence, about hoping that his was an
'acceptable post' and misinterpreted it -- badly.

I've sent J.J. a personal apology, and am posting this to show that
I'm impulsive, not mean-spirited.

And you know what the funniest part of all this is? I *do* own DM, 
and know darn well that there is no spell list. There's just a short
description of the ingredients for each of a spell's four stages.

Ditto, the lack of maps.

So, I apologize. Sincerely. Believe me, no one regrets this whole
thing more than me.

Now, if only those death-threats would stop coming in......

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