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"Victor Smootbank" <mean_priests@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
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> I've written a new game where you have to find the mysterious,
> long-lost "Duke Nukem Forever", the best 3D fps ever made.
>
> It's a classical text-adventure, almost impossible to beat since
> it's full of hidden grues and other dangers. Once you've beat it,
> Duke Nukem Forever will be released!!!
>
> Here is a small demo :
>
> You are in a forest. To the north you can see a Tower of Terror.
> To the west you see a Dungeon of Despair and to the east
> you see the Volcano of Vengeance.
>
> There is a Knife of Catastrophe here.
>
> Three giant spiders, twelve mega scorpions, 23 man-eating
> plants, 12 fire-breating squirrels and 18 hidden grues are here.
>
>>What now?

TAKE KNIFE 

Victor Smootbank wrote:

> You are in a forest. To the north you can see a Tower of Terror.
> To the west you see a Dungeon of Despair and to the east
> you see the Volcano of Vengeance.
> 
> There is a Knife of Catastrophe here.
> 
> Three giant spiders, twelve mega scorpions, 23 man-eating
> plants, 12 fire-breating squirrels and 18 hidden grues are here.
> 
>>What now?

climb tree

IGNORE GAMES RULES.
GO SOUTH.
SEE SNAKE.
FIGHT SNAKE.
SNAKE BITES DUKE.
DUKE MORPHS INTO SERIOUS SAM .

Sam goes NORTH to Tower of Terror and finds Lara Croft Tomb Raiding around.
They get married, set up Home & have hot Love in the Dungeon of Despair.

Later Lara gives birth to a son which they name DUKE NUKEM II.
Who becomes an Computer Game Programmer who starts producing
 the best ever FPS to be called "SPLATTER: The 1st Returning"  but 
(probably) never finishes it.
Gives up Programming in despair at mad n bad Biz people &
takes a job as a very (very) Deep Space Explorer of Strange & Unknown Worlds
Populated By Many (very many) Varied Monsters
& is never heard of again.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")  mouse (I'd Buy SPLATTER !) 

In comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.adventure Victor Smootbank <mean_priests@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I've written a new game where you have to find the mysterious,
> long-lost "Duke Nukem Forever", the best 3D fps ever made.
> 
> It's a classical text-adventure, almost impossible to beat since
> it's full of hidden grues and other dangers. Once you've beat it,
> Duke Nukem Forever will be released!!!
> 
> Here is a small demo :
> 
> You are in a forest. To the north you can see a Tower of Terror.
> To the west you see a Dungeon of Despair and to the east
> you see the Volcano of Vengeance.
> 
> There is a Knife of Catastrophe here.
> 
> Three giant spiders, twelve mega scorpions, 23 man-eating
> plants, 12 fire-breating squirrels and 18 hidden grues are here.
> 
>>What now?

quit