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Re: Someone at FAA will Fry for Not Responding to A Call Made From Martha's vinyard airport

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From: Annie Keitz
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 1999 00:00
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"Keith A. Glass" wrote:
> 
> J J wrote:
> 
> > Hmm...if that turns out to be true, then he probably will fry.  But it
> > won't be just him...I'm sure the "blame game" spin machine is already
> > in  motion.  I'm thinking:
> >
> > 1)  The Piper Company will get the anal probe treatment.
> > 2)  The ground school that taught JFK,jr. will get a-probed as well.
> > 3)  The instructor(s) will come under suspicion.
> > 4)  The guy who sold JFK, jr. the plane will be questioned as well.
> >
> > Granted, most common-sensical people will blame pilot error/inexperience
> > on this tragedy and leave it at that, but you can bet the conspiracy
> > nuts will be out in full force in a few weeks as this finally starts to
> > sink in.
> 
> OK, let's get it started, AND have fun with it: JFKJr. was assassinated by
> agents
> aligned with the Trilateral Commission, the Rothschilds, Her Majesty
> Elizabeth II,
> Queen of the United Kingdom, and masterminded by Tinky-Winky the Teletubby.
> 
> Why was he assassinated ??? He was in reality, an agent of  the Vast,
> Right-Wing
> Conspiracy to Discredit the Clintons and Ban Bikini Underwear for Men:
> recruited
> by uber-right-wing-conspirator Arnold Schwarzenegger as part of the planned
> "burrowing" into the Kennedy Clan.
> 
> <Y'know, the really funny thing is, something almost exactly like this will
> no doubt
> show up on alt.conspiracy by the end of the week, except THAT poster will be
> 
> serious, and also neglect to point out that Tinky-Winky is the true evil
> mastermind
> behind it all. . .>


Actually Tinky-Winky was only acting at the behest of Sarah
Mclaughlan and the rest of the demons of Lilith Fair who
want to lure your children into lesbianism and satan
worship...

-- 
Annie Keitz
keitz@his.com
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From: Annie Keitz <keitz@his.com>
Subject: Re: Someone at FAA will Fry for Not Responding to A Call Made From  Martha's vinyard airport
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