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                             AbSoLuTe  InSaNiTy
                          insane.autobahn.org 9999
                             206.79.223.28 9999

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	We invite you to come check out Absolute InSaNiTy!  We're a rom 2.4
mud with lots to offer.  No, I'm not going to say that we're "the FIRST mud
to have ___" or "the ONLY mud that has ___".  We don't have ten billion rooms
and fifty classes to pick from.  We don't have the intermud chat system, we 
didn't bother to put in Vassago's Automated Quest system.  We don't give out
levelling spheres with +25 stats and we don't have immortals whose sole
jobs are to do corpse retrievals every time you die.
	
	What the hell do we have?  Well we are a pretty damn fun mud to
make your mud home at, and most of our new players have stayed to join in
the Insanity.  We've had a number of muds copy us, from skills and spells
to new flags and pk systems.  We have a great group of coders, putting in
new stuff and over 199 areas to explore and ravage.

	But wait!  There's more!  It slices, it dices...

        continent system (3)  travel to exotic new lands, meet
        interesting people, and kill them.  

	setable recall system

	15 level equipment range and 5 level pk range, to make player
        killing more fair.

	color, customizable.

	clans.  Lots of room for more.  Also a regulated nonpk clan, for
        those that don't want to be involved in pk.  

	races and classes.  Lots to pick from.

	finger.  Wondering when your friend was last logged on?  Use
	the finger command to find out!

	dismemberment!  Lop off your enemy's limbs in battle!

	decapitation!  Gives "Losing your head in the heat of battle"
        real meaning!  Chances are low, but it's happened before...

	pk system of violent timers and safe flags.  No more being
        ambushed by "Mr Bad Ass Pkiller" that promptly quits out to
        avoid vengeance.  No more being multikilled 500 times while you
        try to get your corpse.

	quests.  Run by the imms for more personality,
        variety, prizes, and fun.  (THATS why we didn't put in the
        automated system!)

	spellcasting weapons.  Win your own weapon that can cast spells
        as you fight!  (Although the Sword of Create Food is rather
        useless, isn't it?)

	autodamage.  See how much damage you do.

	damage system.  Reflects how much you REALLY hurt a mob, not
        just lame words that define how much damage you did per hit.

	spells and skills.  Pick from an assortment of new skills and
        spells.  (The coders WON'T put in my Animate Bread spell, no
        matter how much I beg!!!!)

	levels.  1-70 mortal levels, 71-91 hero levels (with hero only
        spells to cast)

	whiners.  No more whining with our special whiner flag that
        makes whiners SHUT THE HELL UP!

	slot machines!  Why?  Er..why not?  

	mob triggers.  Written from scratch, to do all new things.

	other goodies! Scan.  Push.  Banks.  OLC Builder Port.  Strange
        people running naked into the night.


	What we are looking for are open minded mudders looking for a new
to call home.  Come mud with us, talk, or just chill.  Things MAY get a
little crazy, but on Absolute InSaNiTy, what the hell did you expect?  



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                             AbSoLuTe  InSaNiTy
                          insane.autobahn.org 9999
                             206.79.223.28 9999